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  • The Hateful Eight ( 八恶人 )

    2015-9-04

    片源来自Youtube 原创翻译 视频请看文中链接


    Got room for one mo’?

    还能再多坐一个人吗?

    They call him the hangman.

    他们称他为绞刑吏。

    When the handbill says dead or alive, the rest o’ us would just shoot ya in the back from up on top a perch somewhere and bring ya in dead over a saddle.

    若悬赏告示称不论死活缉拿犯人,赏金猎人则擒你回高价悬赏你人头的地方。

    But when John Ruth the hangman catches ya…you hang.

    如若让我们的绞刑吏John Ruth遇到了你,那你是必被绞死。


    Get in, boys.

    伙计们,冲进去。

    This here is Daisy Domergue.

    这里这个是 Daisy Domergue。

    She’s wanted dead or alive for murder.

    在逃的杀人犯。

    When that sun comes out, I’m taking this woman to hang!

    明天日出之后,我要取她项上人头。

    Is there anybody here committed to stoppin’ me from doing that?

    在座的弟兄们谁要是阻止我的......

    Well well well!

    哎呀呀!

    It looks like Minnie’s Haberdashery ‘bout to get cozy for the next few days.

    Minnie’s Haberdashery 杂货店接下来的几天里要舒适惬意了。

    Yes, it does.

    是的啊。


    http://v.qq.com/page/b/w/c/b0164wbtmwc.html


    One of them fellas is not what he says he is.

    他们中的一个人有猫腻。

    Move a lil’strange, you gonna get a bullet.

    谁要敢乱动一下,小心吃子弹。

    Not a warning, not a question.

    别叽叽喳喳,别废话连篇。

    A bullet.

    直接吃子弹。

    Wooohooo! Now we’re talking!

    呦吼!这下爽了!




  • When I said I do ( 当我说我愿意 )

    2015-8-30

    片源来自Youtube 原创翻译 视频请看文中链接
    These times are troubled these times are good
    近来我们之间时好时坏
    There always gonna be they rise and they fall
    感情总是这样,起起落落
    We take’ em all, the way that we should
    只求情不系他人,唯愿你我
    Together you and me forsaking them all
    携手面对苦乐伤悲
    Deep in the night and by the light of day
    从深夜到天明
    It always looks the same true love always does
    不褪的激情,相依相伴永相随
    Here by your side or a million miles away
    近在咫尺亦或远隔天涯
    Nothin’ is ever gonna change the way I feel
    与你的感觉分分钟都妙不可言
    The way it is, is the way that it was
    生生世世轮回里,都要和你在一起
    When I said I do, I meant that I will til’ the end of all time
    一句我愿意,了是那执子之手,与子偕老
    Be faithful and true, devoted to you
    心中唯有你,我的眼凝视你
    That’s what I had in mind, when I said I do
    一句我愿意,便是我那心之所愿
    Well this ol' world keeps changin’ and the world stays the same
    世事变迁,我心不变
    For all who came before, and it goes hand in hand
    变化的,不变的紧密相连
    Only you and I can undo all that we became
    除却你我,无人能断毁这相扣环
    That makes us so much more, than a woman and a man
    两个人的温暖好过一个人的孤单
    After everything that comes and goes around
    天地旋转于身外而不知
    Has only passed us by, here alone in our dreams
    我们沉睡在爱的梦乡里


    I know there’s a lonely heart in every lost and found
    我知道每个丢失的灵魂都异常孤独

    But forever you and I will be the ones
    你我永远不孤单
    Who found out what forever means
    因为爱会到永远
    When I said I do, I meant that I will til’ the end of all time
    一句我愿意,了是那执子之手,与子偕老
     
    Be faithful and true devoted to you
    心中唯有你,我的眼凝视你
    That’s what I had in mind when I said I do
    一句我愿意,便是我那心之所愿
    Truer than true you know that I’ll always be there for you
    比事实还真的事实,你知道我永远都会陪你在身边
    That’s what I had in mind, that’s what I had in mind
    一句我愿意,便是我那心之所愿
    When I said I do
    当我说我愿意


  • Please don't leave me ( 求你不要离开我 )

    2015-8-12

    片源来自Youtube 原创翻译 视频请看文中链接
    Da da da, Da da da da
    Da da da da da
    I don’t know if I can yell any louder
    我不知道是否还能对你咆哮得再猛一些
    How many times have I kicked you outta here
    无数次我把你踹出了门外
    Or said something insulting
    或是说了些辱骂你的话
    Da da da da da
    I can be so mean when I wanna be
    我想尖酸刻薄时我就不会宅心仁慈
    I am capable of really anything
    我真的什么事情都能干的出来
    I can cut you into pieces when my heart is broken
    你让我心碎,我会把你千刀万剐
    Da da da da da

    Please don’t leave me, please don’t leave me
    求你不要离开我,不要离开我
    I always say how I don’t need you
    我总是说我不需要你
    But it’s always gonna come right back to this
    但次次相同的这一幕总是不断重复地上演
    Please, don’t leave me
    求你不要离开我
    Da da da da da
    How did I become so obnoxious
    我怎么变得如此令人讨厌
    What is it with you that makes me act like this
    为什么和你在一起时我会是这个样子
    I’ve never been this nasty
    我从来没有这么恶毒过
    Da da da da da

    Can’t you tell that this is all just a contest
    难道你看不出来这就是一场争斗吗
    The one that wins will be the one that hits the hardest
    赢的一方必把对手打得落花流水
    But baby I don’t mean it
    但是宝贝,我不是故意的
    I mean it, I promise
    我发誓我是有意为之
    Da da da da da
    Please don’t leave me
    求你不要离开我
    Please don’t leave me
    求你不要离开我
    I always say how I don’t need you
    我总是说我不需要你
    But it’s always gonna come right back to this
    但次次相同的这一幕总是不断重复地上演
    Please don’t leave me
    求你不要离开我


    http://v.qq.com/page/g/x/l/g0162lu7pxl.html


    I forgot to say out loud how beautiful you really are to me
    我忘了大声告诉你,对我而言你是多么的美好

    I can’t be without, you’re my perfect little punching bag
    我不能没有你这个完美的出气筒

    And I need you, I’m sorry
    对不起,我需要你
    Da da da da da
    Da da da da da da da da
    Da da da da da
    Please, please don’t leave me
    求你 ,求你不要离开我
    Baby please don’t leave me
    宝贝,求你不要离开我
    No, don’t leave me
    不,不要离开我
    Please don’t leave me
    求你不要离开我
    I always say how I don’t need you
    我总是说我不需要你
    But it’s always gonna come right back to this
    但次次相同的这一幕总是不断重复地上演
    ......




  • Kung Fu Panda 3 ( 功夫熊猫 3 )

    2015-8-10

    视频请看文中链接

    背景音乐是澳大利亚著名乐队 AC/DC 的Back in Black
    由著名影星安吉丽娜·朱莉, 达斯汀·霍夫曼, 布莱恩·科兰斯顿, 成龙配音

    A Kung Fu master is prepared to train hard, move fast, be brave, and above all, be ready for anything.
    一位功夫大师,超强训练欲上九霄,阵马风樯,奋勇向前。更重要的是时刻准备迎接一切挑战。
    Perfect!
    沁人心脾!
    Really?
    真的吗?
    No.
    差远了。
    Again.
    重来一杯。
    But next January, nothing can prepare him. For his greatest challenge yet.
    但是明年一月,面对最大的挑战,他却无从准备。


    Who are you?
    你是谁?

    I’m Lishan.
    我是黎山。

    I’m looking for my son.
    我在找我的儿子。
    You lost your son?
    你儿子丢了?
    Yes, many years ago.
    是的,很多年以前。
    I lost my father.
    我和我爸爸也失联了。


    http://v.qq.com/page/j/w/s/j0162yc0bws.html

    I’m very sorry.

    我为你难过。

    Thank you.
    谢谢你。

    Well, good luck to you.
    那么,祝你好运。
    You too.
    也祝你好运。

    I hope you find your son.

    我希望你能找到你儿子。

    And I hope you find your father.
    我也希望你能找到你爸爸。



  • Nothin' Better to Do ( 无事可做 )

    2015-8-09

    片源来自Youtube 原创翻译 视频请看文中链接
    LeAnn Rimes ( 黎安·莱姆斯 ) 美国著名乡村音乐与流行音乐歌手, 13岁时发行首张个人单曲专辑《Blue》。Amazing Grace ( 奇异恩典 ) 更唱出了她天籁之音。
    Hung my cotton dress on rusted wire
    生锈的铁丝上悬挂着我的棉布裙

    Up there on Pilahatchee Bridge
    在那端的皮勒哈奇桥上
    Just a crazy roughneck’s daughter
    正好一个粗人的傻丫头
    Jumped head-first into the water
    脸朝下,一头扎进水深处
    Baptized away my sins
    水洗了我的罪 (这里有嘲讽意味,指那个傻丫头是个坏女孩,不需要她受洗来带走歌者的罪)



    Hitched to town with Bobby Jo and Tommy
    和博比乔还有汤米一起搭便车来到了镇上

    Couple of lookers, new best friends
    两个美男子,我的新朋友
    We slipped in the back of Sunday service
    我们悄悄溜进教堂的后排

    ‘n Oh!
    them church ladies
    奥,天哪!教堂的姑娘
    They heard us bum smoke money from the offering
    她们发现了
    我们偷了捐给教会的钱
    Mama said,”Idle hands are Devil’s handywork”
    妈妈说:"你游手好闲,总有一天会惹麻烦的"
    Oh, the trouble you’ll get into
    奥,你会自找麻烦


    You got nothin’ better to do, got nothin’ better to do
    你无事可做,无事可做
    You got nothin’ better to do, got nothin’ better to do
    你无事可做,无事可做
    Yeah!
    是吗!

    Oh yeah!
    哦,是吗!
    Sign read bait chips beer and ammunition
    杂货店墙上写着:鱼饵、薯条、啤酒和弹药
    That Slim-Jim bag boy hadn’t a prayer
    那个瘦长的打包男孩吉姆没有意识到我们偷了东西
    Well I hiked my skirt and did the talkin’
    我掀起裙子和他闲聊
    While them boys were busy walkin’
    我的同伴们急匆匆往外走
    Case of point 5 out the back door
    提着一箱淡啤酒从后门走出
    Hid deep in the Mississippi backwoods
    隐藏进密西西比边远林区
    We danced and played around ‘til dark
    我们跳舞玩耍直到傍晚


    http://v.qq.com/page/i/z/e/i01628nscze.html


    Well I had them wrestlin’ for my first kiss
    我要求他们摔跤搏斗索取我的初吻

    Turned into a fight and they missed
    摔跤急速演变成打架殴斗
    Me speeding off in Tommy’s car
    我开了汤米的车疾驰而去
    Mama said,”Idle hands are Devil’s handywork”
    妈妈说:"你游手好闲,总有一天会惹麻烦的"
    Oh, the trouble you’ll get into
    奥,你会自找麻烦
    You got nothin’ better to do, got nothin’ better to do
    你无事可做,无事可做
    You got nothin’ better to do, got nothin’ better to do
    你无事可做,无事可做
    Yeah!
    是吗!
    Nobody hurt, nobody harmed
    无人遭打击,无人受重伤
    Nobody’s business but my own
    只是我自己的事,与他人无关

    Mama said,”Idle hands are Devil’s handywork”
    妈妈说:"你游手好闲,总有一天会惹麻烦的"

    Oh, the trouble you’ll get into
    奥,你会自找麻烦
    You got nothin’ better to do, got nothin’ better to do
    You got nothin’ better to do, got nothin’ better to do
    You got nothin’ better to do, got nothin’ better to do
    你无事可做,无事可做
    Yeah
    是吗!
    Oh, yeah yeah
    哦,是吗!
    Got nothin’ better to do, babe
    宝贝,无事可做
    Got nothin’ better to do
    无事可做
    You got nothin’ better to do, babe
    宝贝,你是无事可做
    ......




  • Maggie (玛姬)预告片

    2015-8-07

    片源来自Youtube 原创翻译 视频请看文中链接
    施瓦辛格 生化题材新电影 首度出演僵尸剧
    Dad, you’ve protected me all my life.
    爸爸,你保护了我一生。
    Now, it’s my turn to protect you.
    现在,轮到我保护你了。
    There is life with you, not with me.
    你有你的生活,我的结束了。
    Don’t come looking for me.
    别来找我。
    I’m safe. I’m fine.
    我很安全,我很好

    Mr. Vogel?
    福格尔先生?
    I wouldn’t normally release someone with this type of infection.
    这类被感染人群通常是不解除隔离的。
    Dad!
    爸爸!
    I need you to follow the rules, here.
    你必须遵守这里的规则。
    Quarantine is eight weeks in.
    隔离时间为八周。

    http://v.qq.com/page/k/z/9/k01610m02z9.html

    She probably will show more signs of aggression and hunger.
    她可能会有攻击他人和饥饿的征兆。
    When that happens, say your goodbyes and get here straight to quarantine.
     
    如果这些现象出现,和她道别后要马上到隔离室来。
    I made a promise to your mother to ever protect you.
    我向你妈妈保证过要永远保护你。
    Quarantine rules apply to everybody, Wade.
    韦德,每个人都要遵守隔离规则,你也不例外。



  • Black Mass ( 黑色弥撒 )

    2015-8-05

    所有片源均来自Youtube  视频请看文中链接  原创翻译

    美国最臭名昭著的匪帮之一

    I need to know everything you know about the Winter Hill gang, and specifically what you know about your former boss and now fugitive, James Whitey Bulger.
    你要告诉我冬山帮的所有内幕,尤其是你前任老板,现在的逃犯,詹姆士·威蒂·巴尔杰。
    Well let’s start.
    好的,开始吧。
    In the beginning, Jim was a small town player.
    起初,吉姆只是个小镇上的罪轻的刑事犯。
    He’s a very smart, disciplined man.
    他很聪明且很有自制力。
    Take your shot.
    来,试试看。
    ( enough )
    (够了)
    But make it your best, ‘cause I get up, I eat ya.
    但是你最好杀了我,否则我会要了你的命。

    Next thing you know he’s a damn kingpin.
    接下来呢,你是知道的,他就是头儿。
    You know why? Because the FBI let it happen.
    你知道为什么吗?因为是FBI成就了今天的吉米。
    I grew up with Jimmy, and his brother Billy.
    我是和吉米,还有他的弟弟比利一起长大的。
    Mr. Senator.
    参议员先生。
    And that is bond that doesn’t get broken.
    这个关系是不会破裂的。
    Your brother is wadin’ into some very dark waters.
    你哥趟的水太深了。
    Jimmy’s business is Jimmy’s business.
    这是吉米的事儿,跟你不相干。
    We all need friends, even Jimmy, even you.
    我们都需要有朋友,包括你和吉米。

    http://v.qq.com/page/s/9/0/s01617uxx90.html


    I can help you, Jamey, and you can help me. It’s an alliance.

    我可以帮你,吉米;你也能帮助我,联盟有利。

    We’ll get the FBI to fight our wars!
    我们可以让FBI介入帮我们打这个仗!
    While we do whatever we wanna do.
    同时我们随心所欲做我们想做的。
    To success.
    为胜利干杯。
    Just gettin’ started.
    才刚刚开始。
    Boom!
    棒!
    Bulger’s playin’ us.
    巴尔杰在耍我们。
    Makin’ a fool of the bureau?
    把整个联邦调查局都当傻子了?
    We’re in too deep, and he knows it. 
    他知道我们搞糟了。
    God help us!
    天哪!
    How come no one has nailed Whitey Bulger?
    为什么没有人抓威蒂·巴尔杰?
    He seems to be involved every crime in this city and yet the bureau keep saying he’s clean.
    他好像与这个城市的每一桩罪行都有关系,但是FBI却连连为他辩护。

    What’s Bulger done?
    巴尔杰都干了些什么?
    What’s he done? Everything.
    他都干了什么?该干的不该干的他全干了。
    You cannot say that to me.
    你不能这么对我说话。
    You change in jail.
    监狱会改变你整个人。
    If he gives me his word, he will keep it.
    他会兑现他的承诺的。



  • Fantastic 4 ( 神奇4侠 ) 2015

    2015-8-04

    When I grow up, I want to be the first person to teleport himself.
    等我长大后,我会是用机械装置传输人的第一人。
    Even if you could build it…
    即使你可以构建它......
    I’ve already built it.
    我都已经造好了。
    Is it next to your flying car?
    那你是把它放在你的飞车旁边吗?
    I’m not working on that anymore.
    我不再搞飞车研究了。
    Reed, you’re insane.
    里德,你发疯了。
    Thanks.
    谢谢。


    It is our duty as human beings, to push forward into the unknown.
    我们的职责是带动人类进入未知的领域。
    But sometimes, you are looking to discover one thing and you find something else.
    但有些时候往往是,你期待发现一样事情可偏偏看到的是另一回事。
    Just want to fix my friends.
    只想把我的朋友们救回来。
    We can’t change the past, but we can change the future.
    我们无法改变历史,但我们可以创造未来。
    I’m gonna need a heat-resistant workshop…and a big-ass sunroof.
    我需要一个耐热的实验室......还要有一个超级大的便于我来回飞的敞篷。
    They’re dangerous and powerful, which makes them extremely valuable to the government.
    他们危险且有威力,对政府他们极具价值。
    You promised me you wouldn’t use my kids as weapons.
    你向我保证过你不会把我的孩子们当武器。

    http://v.qq.com/page/l/e/x/l0161lfhaex.html

    You think you’ve had power handed to you?
    你以为你掌权吗?
    You don’t know anything about what’s coming.
    你对即将来临的事情一无所知。
    What is coming?
    什么即将来临?
    Doom!
    末日!
    This is our chance to make a difference.
    这是我们改变世界的机会。
    We are family.
    我们是一家人。
     

    If we do this, we do it our way.
    如果要做这件事,就要按我们的方法做。
    What if we say no?
    如果我们不同意呢?
    Say yes.
    你要同意。
    This is the end of your world, and the beginning of mine.
    这是你的世界末日,却是我的盛世开端。
    He’s stronger than any of us.
    他比我们每一个都强大。
    He’s not stronger than all of us.
    我们联手就完全能打败他。


  • The Show Must Go On ( 演出必将继续 )

    2015-7-28

    翻译:陈爱玲
    Queen ( 英国皇后乐队 ) 成立于1971年,成员包括主唱 Freddie Mercury (弗雷迪· 默丘里),吉他手 Brian May (布赖恩·梅),  鼓手Roger Taylor (罗杰·泰勒),贝司手John Deacon (约翰·迪肯) 对世界乐坛留下深远影响。其在英国国内的地位尤其高。1991年,Freddie去世;1997年,John退出,现剩成员Brian 和Roger。The Show Must Go On 此首歌是Freddie得知自己将不久于人世后创作。

    Empty spaces what are we living for?

    空落落,寂寥无声,我们为何而活?

    Abandoned places I guess we know the score…

    被遗弃的场所,我想我们已经知道了结果

    On and on!

    一次又一次,不停歇

    Does anybody know what we are looking for?

    有谁知道我们在寻找什么?

    Another hero another mindless crime

    又一个英雄,又一次无心的罪行

    Behind the curtain in the pantomime

    帷幕之后哑剧正在精彩上映

    Hold the line!

    坚持下去,不屈服!



    Does anybody want to take it anymore?

    有谁还想继续生命中无休止的斗争?

    The Show must go on!

    演出必将继续!

    The Show must go on! Yeah!

    演出必将继续!

    Inside my heart is breaking

    我心已碎

    My make-up may be flaking

    妆容残褪

    But my smile, still, stays on!

    只是浅笑依旧

    Whatever happens, I’ll leave it all to chance

    该来的终究会来,我一切听任际遇

    Another heartache, another failed romance

    又一次断肠,又一次凋零的玫瑰

    On and on…

    一次又一次,不停歇



    Does anybody know what we are living for?

    有谁知道我们为何而活?

    I guess I’m learning I must be warmer now…

    我不要再冷酷无情,我需善待身边人

    I’ll soon be turning round the corner now

    很快,我将迎来生命新的改变

    Outside the dawn is breaking

    屋外,黎明破晓

    But inside in the dark I’m aching to be free!

    黑暗处,我将凤凰涅磐

    The Show must go on!

    演出必将继续

    The Show must go on! Yeah, yeah!

    演出必将继续

    Ooh! Inside my heart is breaking!

    我心已碎

    My make-up may be flaking…

    妆容残褪

    But my smile, still,stays on!

    只是浅笑依旧

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    My soul is painted like the wings of butterflies,

    我的灵魂犹如蝶翅一般绚丽光彩

    Fairy tales of yesterday will grow but never die

    昨日神话继续演绎着不老传说

    I can fly, my friends!

    我会飞,我的朋友

    The show must go on!

    演出必将继续

    Yeah!

    The Show must go on!

    演出必将继续

    I’ll face it with a grin!

    我将微笑面对

    I’m never giving in!

    绝不屈服

    On with the show!

    继续这演出

    I’ll top the bill! I’ll overkill!

    我将挂头牌,居首位,无人能及

    I have to find the will to carry on!

    我必须鼓起勇气继续前行

    On with the show!

    继续这演出

    On with the show!

    继续这演出

    The Show must go on.

    演出必将继续
  • Here comes goodbye (是说再见的时候了)

    2015-7-26

    Rascal Flatts (流氓弗拉德乐队) 成立于1999年,是美国一支有名的乡村乐队。乐队三名成员分别是:lead vocals (主唱) Gary LeVox; electric guitar (电吉他) Joe Don Rooney; bass guitar&keyboards (贝司吉他&钢琴) Jay DeMarcus. 他们以演唱和谐而闻名。



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  • Why people get married

    2013-12-18

    People get married for a variety of reasons. First, people like being with the opposite sex together. They need sex and companionship. Sex is just a small part in their lives, but indispensable. Man is a social animal, so companion is necessary. Living with the opposite sex, a man or a woman can get what they don’t have. People need to communicate with each other, they need to help each other, they don’t want to be alone at most of the time.

     

    Second, man needs to carry on the family line, which is according to custom. That is, human beings won’t die out. Children can bring limitless happiness to their families. After getting married, two souls settle down, then they can focus on doing their jobs, and social order can be stabilized.

     

    Third, everyone will be old someday, and old people needs even more companionship. Children have their lives and jobs, they can’t take care of their parents all day every day. So husband and wife need to depend on each other to get through their whole lives.

     

    If you can stand the loneliness for your whole life, you don’t need anybody around you, you can choose not to marry and have kids. But for most people, marriage is their life harbor.

     

  • To everyone

    2008-1-10

    Hi there! Long time no see, and what’s up? Many new friends here, and I say,”hello, how are you?” But you guys can NOT say,”Fine, thank you, and you?” Why? Do you know? Who can tell me? Because that is a question, and it has many answers. If you failed your exam, you could respond, ”Too bad” or “Unlucky,” because that IS how you ARE.

    Today I’ll introduce an English Grammar website to you, which is very good. The address is: http://dailygrammar.com/index.shtml” - You can click “Lesson Archive” on the left, and study from the beginning. If you want to spend a little time on it and not give up halfway, I suggest that you can sign up, which is free. You will receive an email exercise from them everyday. You just need 5 minutes to finish it. Convenient, and easy. Also you can improve your English reading. Please try it!

     

    Best wishes and happy new year!

     

    Ai Ling

  • 给Rose做做广告,为Magikk做做宣传

    2007-10-23

    www.magikk.cn

    MAGIKK的网站还没有更新完成,请大家多多关注。

     

    MAGIKK十月女性用品设计招商海报

  • 我回来了……

    2007-10-23

    离开大连已经两个月了,还未习惯苏州的生活,不知大家过的还好吗?

    十月的苏州满城弥漫着桂花香,呼吸着清新的空气去游览虎丘,渡过一个惬意的午后。享受南方的秋……

    很久没有来到这里,很想你大家,想念在大连的日子,希望大家还能常常来我这里做客。

    南方的交通很发达,苏州到上海仅半个小时,所以可以常常去和Rose聚会,以解相思之愁。

    为大家献上我跟Rose在上海的新照,这是我第一次拍大头贴,很兴奋。

    WWW.MAGIKK.CN是Rose的设计网站,她是一个非常优秀的女设计师,插画师,希望大家也能多多支持她!!

  • 聊天吧!(转发)

    2007-7-11

    小兔说:"我妈妈叫我小兔兔,好听!"
    小猪说:"我妈妈叫我小猪猪,也好听!"
    小狗说:"我妈妈叫我小狗狗,也很好听!"
    小鸡说:"你们聊,我先走了!"

    小兔说:"我是兔娘养的!"
    小猪说:"我是猪娘养的!"
    小鸡说:"我是鸡娘养的!"
    小狗说:"你们聊,我先走了!"

    浪客说:"人们叫我浪人,好听!"
    武士说:"人们叫我武人,也好听!"
    高手说:"人们叫我高人,也很好听!"
    剑客说:"你们聊,我先走了!"

    北京大学的说:我是北大的。
    天津大学的说:我是天大的。
    上海大学的说:我是上大的。
    厦门大学的说:你们聊,我先走了!

    李宗仁将军说:我这人,有仁!
    傅作义将军说:我这人,有义!
    左权将军说:我这人,有权!
    霍去病将军说:你们聊,我先走了!

    师范学院的学生说:我是"师院"的
    铁道学院的学生说:我是"铁院"的
    职业学院的学生说:我是"职院"的
    技术学院的学生说:你们聊,我先走了
  • Patience, Persistence and Perspiration

    2007-6-14

        It's impossible to discuss work without weaving attitude into the subject.  Thomas Edison is a classic example of how attitude relates to work. While being questioned by a young reporter about an invention he had been working on for a long time, he revealed one of  the secrets of his greatness. The young reporter asked,"Mr. Edison, how does it feel to have failed 10,000 times in your present venture?" Edison replied,"Young man, since you are just getting started in life, I will give you a thought  that  should benefit you in the future. I have not failed anything 10,000 times. I have successfully found 10,000 ways that will not work."

         Edison estimated that he actually performed over 14,000 experiments in the process of inventing and perfecting the incandescent light. He successfully found a lot of ways that wouldn't work, but he kept at it until he found one way that would. He proved that the only difference between the big shot and the little shot is the big shot is simply a little shot who kept shooting.

                                     From  See You At The Top

                                   By  Zig Ziglar

  • "六一"尴尬趣事

    2007-6-08

    照片上的琦琦是我朋友家的孩子,六一带着他玩了一天.

     

    出租车上,司机以为我是他的妈妈,唉,这个尴尬的年龄啊!

     

    怕引起误会,我对他说,要有人问你的话,你就说我是你干妈.他说好.

     

    等我们走到学校楼里,他看到一个人站在那里,马上冲我喊到:干妈!

           

         

  • 又见BOB

    2007-6-08

                      我和琦琦

      我身边的小伙是琦琦,我是BOB,大家还认识我吧?

           我长大了,我是不是和他一样帅啊?

                       

                       琦琦在写作文,过来瞅瞅写的什么内容?

                       

                                  真漂亮的花儿啊!我来闻闻!

                       

                 琦琦偏得让我亲亲他,哎,这孩子!

                       

  • 夏雨袁泉分手是真是假?

    2007-5-01

    近日娱乐圈内又出一大热闻:夏雨袁泉分手......

    本来不太关心这一事件,但刚看到一网友的文章:

    "袁泉谈起夏雨泣不成声 情绪失控一度中止访问"

    倍感好奇,但不知是真是假,便来探个究竟!

    对两人的印象都非常不错,尤其我很喜欢袁泉,但是总觉得他们俩不太般配.

    所以想说一句,如果分手是真的,那就真的分了吧!

    在下的观点如若冒犯了夏雨袁泉的粉丝们,就请谅解!

    另外,我一直想给大家上传一个短片作为对各位的答谢,可是费了我很长的时间却上传不过去,

    请哪位高手指点一下,您看了之后一定会谢我!

  • Sherlock

    2007-4-11

    Do you know Sherlock?

    Actually,it's Sherlock Holmes,Who was a famous fiction detective.

    I have a student whose English name is Sherlock.He doesn't like

    studying and always taking a nap on the class.

    One day last week, class already began.I stood on the platform,

    waiting for them to stop.They ignored me,still on and on and on ...

    I was pissed off and shouted at them:"SHUT UP".

    And then,my student Sherlock raised his hand and said:"I'm here"!

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