Peter:Hello, this is Peter.

    Paul:Hello. What can I do for you?

   Peter:My car's broken down, and I'd like you to lend me one hundred dollars for the garage bill.

    Paul:There must be something wrong with the line. I can't hear you very well.

   Peter:I want to borrow one hundred dollars.

    Paul:I still can't hear you.

Operator:Hello, this the operator. I can hear him quite clearly.

    Paul:Then you lend him the one hundred dollars.

Joke

      Not Fair

  Two fishermen sitting on a bridge, their lines in the water, made a bet as to who would catch the first fish. One of them got a bite on his line and got so excited that he fell off the bridge.

    "Oh,well,"said the other,"if you're going to dive for them, the bet's off!" 

        

Tomorrow is another day.

     Life is short, "Life lasts not much longer than a pipe of tobacco, and destiny knocks us out like the ashes." as the saying goes. But I realized that life isn't so weak.

我曾经在一本英文杂志中读到过这样一句话:"Never sell your soul-because no one can ever pay you back." 它是如此深刻地印在我的心底.