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   Peter:Hello, this is Peter.

    Paul:Hello. What can I do for you?

   Peter:My car's broken down, and I'd like you to lend me one hundred dollars for the garage bill.

    Paul:There must be something wrong with the line. I can't hear you very well.

   Peter:I want to borrow one hundred dollars.

    Paul:I still can't hear you.

Operator:Hello, this the operator. I can hear him quite clearly.

    Paul:Then you lend him the one hundred dollars.