Thanksgiving Riddles and Jokes

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Which cat discovered America? 中国英语博客基地(English Blogs-英语麦当劳博客空间),e4h"`1f[:a-B
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How can you send a turkey through the post office? 中国英语博客基地(English Blogs-英语麦当劳博客空间),M"Jt7cM
(Bird class mail)
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Why did the Pilgrims want to sail to America in the spring? 中国英语博客基地(English Blogs-英语麦当劳博客空间)(o)V qRr$d/xa"]^O]
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