Thanksgiving Riddles and Jokes

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If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? 中国英语博客基地(English Blogs-英语麦当劳博客空间)^Ib'|]I.gz SBA
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(Christofurry Columbus)
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Why do turkeys always go, "gobble, gobble"? 中国英语博客基地(English Blogs-英语麦当劳博客空间)&q'me$h^-CGC'^Z2G
(Because they never learned good table manners!) 中国英语博客基地(English Blogs-英语麦当劳博客空间)/uk9A p}8[9K

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(A Turkey)
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Why did Johnny get such low grades after Thanksgiving?
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%jw&UF:mZ/yyGe0What has feathers and webbed feet? 中国英语博客基地(English Blogs-英语麦当劳博客空间)mEvG$]rl
(A turkey wearing scuba gear)
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6N|8e+Qa{O"kU0(Bird class mail) 中国英语博客基地(English Blogs-英语麦当劳博客空间)i?y db`#w9lR

/JmnMwC3w]0Why did the Pilgrims want to sail to America in the spring?
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