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A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.
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:t2_z/f}J0Y}2i&r;Q0"Oh," said the man, "Whose clock is that?"
1mf:qC#['b,n/O0"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie." 中国英语博客基地(English Blogs-英语麦当劳博客空间)N%w$pv7H

G2h]*L*gn9CAcA0"Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"
M,Z9e:o euz|0St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life."
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"Where's George W. Bush's clock?" asked the man. 中国英语博客基地(English Blogs-英语麦当劳博客空间)'x y5Ms5q1uG"Z-P BU
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"Bush's clock is in Jesus's office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."