世界上最强的中国式英文

1．we two who and who？ 咱俩谁跟谁阿
6mQ7D dUM1e02．how are you ? how old are you? 怎么是你，怎么老是你？ 中国英语博客基地(English Blogs-英语麦当劳博客空间)8C9C$f6JN fiv
3．you don't bird me,I don't bird you 你不鸟我，我也不鸟你
D`*t#{gv[V3h04．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！
;V2KJT/s0together up ！ 你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！ 中国英语博客基地(English Blogs-英语麦当劳博客空间)'i1w6J0F9AE
5．hello everybody! if you have something to say,then say!if you have 中国英语博客基地(English Blogs-英语麦当劳博客空间)h,I2p"H
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nothing to say,go home!! 有事起奏，无事退朝 中国英语博客基地(English Blogs-英语麦当劳博客空间);[k C!K-\2g
6．you me you me 彼此彼此 中国英语博客基地(English Blogs-英语麦当劳博客空间)*`@^vWY3B(S+k\Q
7．You Give Me Stop!! 你给我站住！ 中国英语博客基地(English Blogs-英语麦当劳博客空间))H5z e%n5r-sp+l
8．know is know noknow is noknow 知之为知之，不知为不知...
L/}j5@1a!gYU09．WATCH SISTER 表妹
gnko-Bi}010．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse'son can make hole!!
)kf1MZ_SwU0龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！
3F(L_b M'TzA011．American Chinese not enough 美中不足 中国英语博客基地(English Blogs-英语麦当劳博客空间)2}&a2c"PGTYr
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12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die 车祸现场描述 中国英语博客基地(English Blogs-英语麦当劳博客空间)0i@C!~e-_t
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13．heart flower angry open 心花怒放
.QA ?;g @%K s%Tt014．go past no mistake past 走过路过，不要错过
"LH p!y&Xn015．小明：I am sorry! 老外：I am sorry too!
^-[Bk8h3HHym0　小明：I am sorry three! 老外：What are you sorry for?
(S*KI9Dn-`"`!d0小明：I am sorry five!
{+B?| dtQo9^016．If you want money,I have no; if you want life,I have one!
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17．I call Li old big. toyear 25. 我叫李老大，今年25。 中国英语博客基地(English Blogs-英语麦当劳博客空间) U|+Kpy_
18．you have two down son。你有两下