You May Have Succeeded at Life If...

  You may have sulleeded at life if...

  If you do something no noe ever accomplished before.
  If you give more to the human race than you take away.
  If you are ever a world champion.
  If you spend more time happy than sad.
  If you practice refined taste.
  If you spend less time thinking about other people than they spend thinking about you.
  If you have two or more surviving children.
  If you die with omre money than your parents.
  If when the time comes you don't fear death.
  If someone remembers you 100 years later after you're gone.
  If you make a difference in just one person's life.
  If you ever get someone to truly love you.
  If you accomplish everything which was expected of you and more.
  If you never purposefully harm anyone.

  ...But the truth is, there is no official score.