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经典英文对白

2007-10-19 10:48:37 / 个人分类：Gossip

      昨天来了个老外，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较清闲，就面带微笑的：“hello?”
     老外：“hi.”
     前台小姐：“you have what thing?”

老外：“can you speak english?”

    前台小姐：“if I not speak english, Iam speaking what?”
7\2hU|AUo0     老外：“can anybody else speak english? ”
     前台小姐：“you yourself look. all people are playing,no people have time, you can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go.”
f"Zej@%d;R,Gi+V(k0    老外：“good heavens. anybody here can speak english?”
+p:_ {-XI0I7H^l0   前台小姐：“ shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing.”
   老外：“I want to speak to your head.”
   前台小姐：“head not zai.you tomorrow come