The Game Is Not Fair, Baby!

The game is not fair, baby!

Yesterday is Valentine’s Day. I should not be lonely, but that was a special day, so I had to be lonely.

I pretended to be a bit blue, and then I really felt so sorrowful

My sister asked me if I went out on the special day. I muttered: Oh, forget it! It’s not fun at all! 

I was a little upset, because I had no a girlfriend!

That bachelor girl came again, he said: Hey man! Come on! Let’s have a walk in the streets!

We walked arm in arm in the crowded streets at night. A pair and a pair roamed past us…we saw each other but we didn’t know one another.

She told me that she got dead drunk, and couldn’t move any more. I put her on my back and walked out of the bar…

On the way to her home, she told me that she liked to lie on my back feeling warm. She wondered if I’d like to be her man tonight.

I spoke loudly: No way! Baby baby, you are fucking heavy!

As we arrived at the door of her house, the time was about one o’clock in the morning. I put her on the steps, the moment I stood up to go, she dragged me and whispered: “would you wanna wrestle with me?”

“I’d love to, but the game is not fair, baby!” said I.