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Smart man + smart woman = romance 

Smart man + dumb woman = pregnancy 中国英语博客基地(English Blogs-英语麦当劳博客空间)A#du:\'i.o3El1D
Dumb man + smart woman = affair       

Dumb man + dumb woman = marriage
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Hw0DiQ7r0Smart boss + smart employee = profit   

Smart boss + dumb employee = reduction
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Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
Rr&O6J+OOC"s u R,?V0A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. 中国英语博客基地(English Blogs-英语麦当劳博客空间))`5s8yuA R:dSN
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item she doesn‘t need. 中国英语博客基地(English Blogs-英语麦当劳博客空间)pM dg7r
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
(OL'g^)s0A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
7^@ W i4TR.C$q DY0A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. 中国英语博客基地(English Blogs-英语麦当劳博客空间)\ ]L6v#P2C2^/eng
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
my1Oxuf0To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
f,GmD4[t3e0To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. 中国英语博客基地(English Blogs-英语麦当劳博客空间)4Vyq#\/yU0W-i n
A woman marries a man expecting he will change， but he doesn‘t.
*Cl2N(w@ H/S4@/tVaU0A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change，and she does.