New Roman" size=3>1.Run around the room trying to find Nemo(《海底总动员.》主人公).
2.Go and sit random exams,who knows you might get lucky.
3.Take a bottle of coke in with you and crack it open as if you have just won a grand prix.
4.Order a pizza to be delivered to the exam hall,offer slices around.
5.Spend the whole time just doodling on the exam paper.
6.Bring a musical instrument,play various TV themes tunes on it .When the instructor complains,tell him/her it helps you think and ask them to point out where in the regulations it says you cannot bring a musical instrument into an exam.
7.Write the exam with crayons.
8Develop Tourette's syndrome.
9.Fold the exam paper into a paper aeroplane and launch it at an instructor ,if you have got a large exam paper tear it up into smaller bits and see how many paper aeroplanes you get launch before you get thrown out.
10.When you read the exam read through it and yell at the instructor "You don't expect me to waste my time on this drivel do you,Quincy is on!"
11.Turn up to the exam wearing a smart suit and carrying a black brifecase.During the exam turn to the person on your left and say,"I hear the ferrets in Belguim ca play the accordion." Then when they say something (it doesn't matter what),say,"Soon the camels will fly north for the summer ",then slide the briefcase across the floor to them.
12.Fashion a primitive spear from your desk and hunt one of the instructors.
13.Start a song alone,try such popular tunes as,"Kumbaya my Lord", "She will be coming round the mpuntains when she comes."
14.Streak.
15.Jump on the instructor's back and yell,"Hi ho Silver and away!"
16.Re-enact scenes from Deliverance.
17.Answer all the questions as if it is multiple-choice paper.
18.Don't bother going,stay in bed ,you will feel better for it.
