The story goes that two friends were walking through the desert. During some point of the journey they had an argument, and one friend slapped the other one in the face.

   话说两个好朋友正在穿越一个沙漠。途中他们忽然争吵了起来，其中一个一巴掌扇在另外一个人的脸上。

   The one who got slapped was hurt, but without saying anything, he wrote in the sand: "Today my best friend slapped me in the face."

   被扇的那个人受了伤害，但他一句话也没有说，只是在沙子上写道：“今天我最要好的朋友打了我一个耳光。”

   They kept on walking until they found an oasis, where they decided to take a bath. The one who had been slapped got stuck in the mire and started drowning, but the friend saved him. 

   他们继续走下去，后来发现了一片绿洲，他们于是决定洗个澡。先前被打的那个人这时不小心陷入了一个泥潭里面，差点被淹死了，幸运的是他的朋友把他给救了出来。

   After he recovered from the near drowning, he wrote on a stone: "Today my best friend saved my life."

   他苏醒过来后，立刻在一块石头上写道：“今天我最要好的朋友救了我一命。”

   The friend who had slapped and saved his best friend asked him, "After I hurt you, you wrote in the sand and now you write on a stone. Why?"

   扇过他耳光又救过他性命的朋友于是问他说：“我打了你之后你在沙子上写字，而现在你却在石头上写，为什么呢？”

   The other friend replied: "When someone hurts us we should write it down in the sand where winds of forgiveness can erase it away. But when someone does something good for us, we must engrave it in a stone where no wind can ever erase it."

    写字的那个人回答说：“当我们被别人伤害了之后，我们应该把它写在沙子上，那样，宽容的风就很快就会将其抹去，但当我们受到别人的帮助之后，我们必须将它刻在石头上，那样，风就不会轻易把它磨灭。”

   LEARN TO WRITE YOUR HURTS IN THE SAND AND TO CARVE YOUR BENEFITS IN THE STONE.

   学会将你所受到的伤害写在沙子上，把别人给你的帮助记在石头上。

   They say it takes a minute to find a special person, an hour to appreciate them, a day to love them, but an entire life to forget them.   

   人们常说发掘一个特别的人需要一分钟，欣赏一个人需要一个小时，爱上一个人需要一整天，但忘记一个人却需要你一生的时间。

   Send this phrase to the people you'll never forget. It's a short message to let them know that you'll never forget them.

   将这句话发给你永远不会忘怀的人吧，让他们知道你将永远把他们放在心上。

      Mature，dynamic and honest．
　　思想成熟、精明能干、为人诚实。
　　Excellent ability of systematical management．
　　有极强的系统管理能力。
　　Ability to work independent1y，mature and resourcefu1．
　　能够独立工作、思想成熟、应变能力强。
　　A person with ability plus flexibility should app1y.
　　需要有能力及适应力强的人。
　　A stable personality and high sense of responsibility are desirable.
　　个性稳重、具高度责任感。
　　Work well with a multi-cultural and diverse work force.
　　能在不同文化和工作人员的背景下出色工作。
　　Bright，aggressive applicants.反应快、有进取心的应聘者。
　　Ambitious attitude essential．有雄心壮志。
　　Initiative，independent and good communication skill．
　　积极主动独立能力强，并有良好交际技能。
　　Willing to work under pressure with leardership quality．
　　愿意在压力下工作，并具领导素质。

　　Willing to assume responsibilities.
　　应聘者须勇于挑重担。
　　Mature，self-motivated and strong interpersonal skills.
　　思想成熟、上进心强，并具极丰富的人际关系技巧。
　　Energetic，fashion-minded person.
　　精力旺盛、思想新潮。
　　With a pleasant mature attitude.
　　开朗成熟。
　　Strong determination to succeed．
　　有获得成功的坚定决心。
　　Strong leadership skills．
　　有极强的领导艺术。
　　Ability to work well with others.
　　能够同他人一道很好地工作。
　　Highly-motivated and reliable person with excellent health and pleasant personality.
　　上进心强又可靠者，并且身体健康、性格开朗。
　　The ability to initiate and operate independently.
　　有创业能力，并能独立地从业。
　　Strong leadership skill while possessing a great team spirit.
　　有很高的领导艺术和很强的集体精神。

1，HEADACHE? EAT FISH!
Eat plenty of fish -- fish oil helps prevent headaches.

       头痛？吃鱼吧！

       吃多多的鱼 -- 鱼油可帮助你预防头痛。

2，So does ginger, which reduces inflammation and pain.

       还有生姜，它可以降低炎症及疼痛的发生。

3，TO PREVENT STROKE DRINK TEA!
Prevent buildup of fatty deposits on artery walls with regular doses of tea. (actually, tea suppresses my appetite and keeps the pounds from invading....Green tea is great for our immune system) !

4，饮茶可以有效的预防中风！

       经常饮茶可以预防动脉血管壁中的脂肪堆积。（实际上茶可以抑制食欲，保持体重…… 绿茶还益于增强我们的免疫力）

5，INSOMNIA (CAN‘T SLEEP?) HONEY!
Use honey as a tranquilizer and sedative.

       失眠（睡不着？）蜂蜜！

       蜂蜜有着镇静安神的功效。

6，HAY FEVER? EAT YOGURT!
Eat lots of yogurt before pollen season.
Also - eat honey from your area (local region) daily.

　花粉症？酸奶！

　　在花粉传播旺盛的季节前，       多吃些酸奶，还有每天吃些蜂蜜。

7，ASTHMA? EAT ONIONS!!!!
Eating onions helps ease constriction of bronchial tubes. (when I was young, my mother would make onion packs to place on our chest, helped the respiratory ailments and actually made us breathe better).

       哮喘？吃洋葱！！

       洋葱对支气管的收缩有很大的帮助。(小时候，妈妈将洋葱放在胸口上，这种做法对呼吸道的病症很有效，事实上它让我们呼吸得更加畅快。)

8，UPSET STOMACH?  BANANAS - GINGER!!!!!
Bananas will settle an upset stomach.
Ginger will cure morning sickness and nausea.

       在为胃痛烦恼？香蕉-生姜!

       香蕉可以缓解胃痛，而生姜则可治疗晨吐及反胃。

9，ARTHRITIS? EAT FISH, TOO!!
Salmon, tuna, mackerel and sardines actually prevent arthritis. (fish has omega oils, good for our immune system)

关节炎？还是吃鱼！

三文鱼，金枪鱼，鲭鱼还有沙丁鱼均可预防关节炎。

(鱼类含有丰富的Omega鱼油，对我们的免疫系统有着极大的好处．)

10，            BONE PROBLEMS? EAT PINEAPPLE!!!
Bone fractures and osteoporosis can be prevented by the manganese in pineapple.

       骨骼问题？凤梨！

       骨折及骨质疏松均可靠凤梨中的锰元素得到预防。

11，            BLADDER INFECTION? DRINK CRANBERRY JUICE!!!!
High-acid cranberry juice controls harmful bacteria.

       膀胱炎？多喝点酸莓汁吧！

       含酸度高的酸莓汁可控制体内有害细菌的滋长。

12，PREMENSTRUAL SYNDROME? EAT CORNFLAKES!!!!
Women can ward off the effects of PMS with cornflakes, which help reduce depression, anxiety and fatigue.

女性生理期综合症？脆玉米片！

       多吃些脆玉米片吧，女性朋友您就可以避免生理期所带来

       的不适，它可以有效的缓解情绪上的低落，焦虑及疲劳。

13，            MEMORY PROBLEMS? EAT OYSTERS!
Oysters help improve your mental functioning by supplying much-needed zinc.

     记忆力差？蚝！

      蚝中有着我们人类所需的大量的锌，锌可改善我们大脑机能。
14，COLDS? EAT GARLIC!
Clear up that stuffy head with garlic. (remember, garlic lowers cholesterol, too.)

      感冒？吃点大蒜吧！

      让         来使头脑清醒!  记住，大蒜还可以降低胆固醇。

15，COUGHING? USE RED PEPPERS!!
A substance similar to that found in the cough syrups is found in hot red pepper. Use red (cayenne) pepper with caution - it can irritate your tummy.

       咳嗽？红辣椒！

       它含有类似于咳嗽药水的物质。但要小心使用，因为它会刺激胃部引起不适。

16， BREAST CANCER?  EAT wheat, bran and cabbage
Helps to maintain estrogen at healthy levels.

       乳癌? 小麦,麸皮,卷心菜

       它们可以帮助人体维持健康水平的雌激素。

17， LUNG CANCER? EAT DARK GREEN AND ORANGE AND VEGGIES !!!
A good antidote is beta carotene, a form of Vitamin A found in dark green and orange vegetables.

       肺癌？多吃深绿色和橙色的食品，做个素食者吧 !

       β胡萝卜素是非常好的解毒剂，其所形成的维他命     在深绿色及橙色蔬菜中也都含有。

18， DIARRHEA? EAT APPLES!
Grate an apple with its skin, let it turn brown and eat it to cure this condition. (Bananas are also good for this ailment)

       痢疾？苹果!

    将带皮的苹果烤成褐色之后吃下去会治愈痢疾（香蕉对这一症状也很有效）

19， ULCERS? EAT CABBAGE ALSO!!!
Cabbage contains chemicals that help heal both gastric and duodenal ulcers.

       溃疡？还是卷心菜！

    卷心菜所含的化学成分有助于治疗胃溃疡以及十二指肠溃疡。

20， CLOGGED ARTERIES? EAT AVOCADO!
Mono unsaturated fat in avocados lowers cholesterol.

       动脉阻塞？鳄梨果！

       鳄梨果中的单元不饱和脂肪会降低体内胆固醇含量。

21， HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE? EAT CELERY AND OLIVE OIL!!!
Olive oil has been shown to lower blood pressure.
Celery contains a chemical that lowers pressure too.

       高血压？多吃芹菜和食用橄榄油！

   橄榄油能降低血压，芹菜中所含的化学元素也有这一功效。

22， BLOOD SUGAR IMBALANCE? EAT BROCCOLI AND PEANUTS!!!

       血糖不稳定？椰菜和花生 ！

23， The chromium in broccoli and peanuts helps regulate insulin and blood sugar.

       椰菜和花生中中含有的铬元素有效的控制胰岛素以及血糖的含量。

24， Kiwi: Tiny but mighty. This is a good source of potassium, magnesium, Vitamin E & fiber. It's Vitamin C content is twice that of an orange.

       猕猴桃：个头小但作用大。含有丰富的钾，镁，维他命E以及纤维素。它的维他命C含量是橙的两倍。

25， Apple: An apple a day keeps the doctor away? Although an apple has a low Vitamin C content, it has antioxidants & falconoid which enhances the activity of Vitamin C thereby helping to lower the risks of colon cancer, heart attack & stroke.

       苹果：每天一个苹果可以不生病？

  尽管苹果的维他命C含量不高，但是其所含的抗氧化剂和类黄酮能提高维他命C

       的活性，进而有助于降低直肠癌，心脏病和中风的发生率。

26， Strawberry: Protective fruit. Strawberries have the highest total antioxidant power among major fruits & protects the body from cancer causing, blood vessels clogging free radicals. (Actually, any berry is good for you. They're high in anti-oxidants and they actually keep us young.........blueberries are the best and very versatile in the health field........they get rid of all the free-radicals that invade our bodies)

       草莓：具有防护功能的水果。草莓的抗氧化能力是水果之最，能从根本上预防癌症以及血管的堵塞。（实际上，任何浆果对人体都是有益的。他们均有高含量的抗氧化剂，能使我们青春永驻。蓝莓是最好也是万能的健康保护伞，它能有效地去除那些对身体不利的物质。）

27， Orange: Sweetest medicine. Taking 2 - 4 oranges a day may help keep colds away, lower cholesterol, prevent & dissolve kidney stones as well as lessen the risk of colon cancer.

       橙：最甜的药。每天吃两到四只橙有助于预防感冒，降低胆固醇，溶解肾结石，并能降低直肠癌的发病率。

•         Watermelon: Coolest Thirst Quencher. Composed of 92% water, it is also packed with a giant dose of glutathione which helps boost our immune system.  They are also a key source of lycopene - the cancer fighting oxidant.  Other nutrients found in watermelon are Vitamin C &Potassium. (watermelon also has natural substances [natural SPF sources] that keep our skin healthy, protecting our skin from those darn suv rays)

       西瓜：清爽的止渴水果。

   西瓜中92％是水份，其所含有的大量谷胱甘肽可增加我们的免疫力，同时也是抗癌氧化剂-番茄红素的重要来源。西瓜中还有丰富的维他命C和钾。（西瓜是天然的防晒源，其所含的物质有效的抵抗紫外线，保持皮肤健康）

•         Guava & Papaya: Top awards for Vitamin C. They are the clear winners for their high Vitamin C content. Guava is also rich in fiber which helps prevent constipation.

       番石榴和木瓜：富含大量维他命C，是水果中的维C之王。番石榴还含有大量的纤维素，能防止便秘。

•         Papaya is rich in carotene, this is good for your eyes. (also good for gas and indigestion)

       木瓜富含胡萝卜素，对       有益。（对治疗消化不良和胀气也有帮助）

•         Tomatoes are very good as a preventative measure for men, keeps those prostrate problems from invading their bodies.

喜欢上王小姐后，决定要给她写一封情书，这封情书一定要不落俗套。苦思之下，触发了灵感，现在卖饼干说是卖克力架，做网站的想办法上纳斯达克，那我也走国际路线，写封英文情书，扯着虎皮拉大旗，显示一下自己的才华吧。

Dear wang litte girl：

亲爱的王小姐：　

From see you one eye，I shit love you。　　

本想写“自从见你第一眼，我便对你魂牵梦绕”，可魂牵梦绕我实在译不出，只好写成“我便爱上你”

Your eyes close，I die；your eyes open，I come back to live.Your eyes close and open again and again，I die again and again.

你的眼睛闭上，我就死了，你的眼睛睁开，我又活过来了，你眼睛眨呀眨，我就死去活来。　　(“哈哈，不禁有些佩服自己了，居然用这么简单的单词表达了这么深邃的意思。) 　

Maybe you do not know me，no matter.One see clock emtion is pop. 　

(“也许你还不认识我，没有关系，一见钟情很流行。”译“一见钟情”颇费了一番功夫，“一”、“见”、“情”都会，但“钟”字怎么译呢，一抬头，见闹钟上写着呢：clock，pop这个词是从电视中学来的，最流行的音乐唱片就是top of the pops，呵呵，处处留心皆学问呀。)

I think I should introduce myself to you. 　

我想应该介绍一下自己。　　(事实证明我的英文启蒙老师很有远见，她说要是哪天你到了国外，要找外国MM套磁，就要用这句。不过，不知她有没有想到我现在是用这句话来唬中国MM。)

I call Li old big. toyear 25. 　　

我叫李老大，今年25。　　(今天是today，那么今年是toyear，没有错的吧。)

My home four mouth people：papa，mama，I and DD. 　　

我家有四口人：爸爸、妈妈、我和弟弟。　　(还好，幸亏在网上混了这么多年，知道GG，JJ，MM，DD怎么写的。) 　

I beat letter very fast，because I am a computer high hand. I even act as black guest. 　　

我打字很快，因为我是电脑高手，我甚至还当过黑客呢。

I do early fuck every day，so that I can have strong body to protect you. 　　

我每天都做早操，这样我会有强壮的身体来保护你。　　(“操”译成fuck也是邻居小孩告诉我的，他还说VCD里就是这么译的，人家外国电影不会用错的。) 　

Please come to eat and sleep with me，or I will cut my hair to be a monk，and find a place where many monks live in to over my life. 　　

请嫁给我吧，否则我将削发为僧，找个庙来了此一生。　　(实在想不起嫁字怎么译了，好在我脑袋灵光，嫁过来不就是和我吃住在一起吗？祸不单行，庙字我又忘记怎么译了，不过这也难不倒我，好多和尚住的地方不就是庙吗？为自己的聪明鼓掌！至于了此一生，打游戏时最后不是game over吧，over当然就是结束啦。)

your old big 　　

你的老大　　(为了表示亲切，署名时我省去了姓，不过你的老大听起来有点像黑社会的感觉，算了，不管它啦。)  　

好了，我的第一封英文情书就这样隆重诞生了，看见了吧，知识就是力量，这肯定是一发攻克MM心城的重型炮弹，为我的好运祝福吧！　　哦，为写这封情书熬了一个通宵，天都亮了，该do early fuck(做早操)去了！　<