My favourite jokes

   1,  In an English class,i translated a passage with my students together,while it was a joke.

  A man raised  a old cow,but he looked after it very carefully.One day the cow fell ill,he could do nothing but to find a vet doctor to ask for good advice.After describing the habbit of illness,the doctor gave him two tablet,and said:"Give u a pipe,u put the tablet into the pipe first and then tuck the pipe into the cow's mouth ,at last u must blow the pipe from one side,then u can help the tablet into ur cow's stomach,tomorrow,it will be better.""OK,thank u very much",the man was so happy and went away with the pipe and tablet.When he got home,he began to do the things as the doctor told him.But he was about to blow,but the cow blowed first,Oh,the next day,he felt too miserable....When i translate here,i can't help laughing,even i can't control that to have tears and no way to go on my lesson.

 2,Once,there was a man teacher teaching Chinese in a school when liberation.But the terrible he had every year was that  he couldn't teach students well.Then the headmaster ordered:" Teach math,then",what happened then?he couldn't teach it well either,the headmaster was too angrythen ordered:"Don't teach again,to raise pigs""oh"No way but to raise pigs in the production team.But at the ending the year,what thing happened?Look at the pigs he was keeping,the pig was thinner than a dog yet(他养的猪比狗还瘦).(This joke i got was  from our headmaster in a meeting,haha)