1. TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.
　　GEORGE: Here it is!

　　TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?

　　CLASS: George!

　　2. TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I".

　　ELLEN: I is...

　　TEACHER: No, Ellen. We always say, "I am."

　　ELLEN: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

　　3. TEACHER: If I had seven oranges in one hand and eight oranges in the other, what would I have?

　　CLASS: Big hands!

　　4. TEACHER: Didn\'t you promise to behave?

　　STUDENT: Yes, Sir.

　　TEACHER: And didn\'t I promise to punish you if you didn\'t?

　　STUDENT: Yes, Sir, but since I broke my promise, I don\'t expect you to keep yours.

　　5. TEACHER: In this box, I have a 10-feet snake.

　　SAMMY: You can\'t fool me, Teacher... snakes don\'t have feet.

刘德华 Andy 梁朝伟Tony
郑秀文 Sammi 梁咏琪GiGi
李纹 Coco 莫文蔚Karen
林嘉欣Karena 周丽淇Niki
周杰伦Jay 蔡依林Jolin

潘伟柏 Will 房祖名Jaycee
陈冠希Edison 罗志祥Show
梁静茹Fish 陈慧琳Kelly
刘若英Rene 周慧敏Vivian
张韶涵Angela 杨千桦Miriam
林俊杰JJ 孙燕姿Stefanie

Aaron 郭富城
Ada 蔡少芬∕杜雯惠
Adam 郑少秋
Alan 谭咏麟∕柯有伦∕麦兆辉／林咏伦
Albert 欧瑞强∕杨受成
Alec 苏友朋
Alex 李志刚∕杜德伟∕方中信∕方力申∕刘日曦
Alice 刘雅丽∕陈炜
Alien 孙佳君
Alyssa 贾静雯
Amanda 李蕙敏∕保采芬
Amigo 崔健邦
Amy 陈秀雯∕郭霭明∕樊亦敏∕黄倩∕张小娴
Andrew 袁文杰∕连凯∕刘伟强
Andy 许志安∕刘德华
Angela 彭嘉丽∕区文诗∕汤盈盈∕张韶涵
Angelica 李心洁
Angie 侯湘婷∕张慧仪
Anglie 梁韵蕊
Anita 陈颖研∕李婉华∕梅艳芳∕袁咏仪
Ann 许鞍华
Anne 向海岚
Anna 丘凯敏
Annabell 刘晓彤
Annie 文颂娴∕刘心悠∕廖安丽∕伊能静
Anson 胡彦斌
Anthony 黄秋生∕黄耀明∕伦永亮
Apple 夏萍
Astrid 陈芷菁
Athena 朱茵
Auguste 关德辉
Baby 张含韵
Barbara 翁美玲
Barbie 徐熙媛
Belinda 韩君婷
Bella 张曼伶
Ben 林国斌／黄智贤
Bennett 彭健新
Benny 陈浩民
Bernice 廖碧儿
Betty 黄奕／孙俪
Bianca 胡林
Bibi 梁绰妍
Blacky 柯受良
Blanche 邓蔼霖
Bobby 欧阳震华∕八两金
Bobo 陈文媛
Bondy 赵学而
Bowie 林保怡∕曾宝仪
Bosco 黄宗泽
Brian 黄泽锋∕周国丰
Brigitte 林青霞
Brandon 李国豪
Bruce 李小龙
Bryan 梁家仁
Cally 邝美云
Calvin 蔡一智
Candy 卢巧音∕车淑梅
Canny 梁芷珊
Canti 刘钖明
Carina 刘嘉玲
Carman 李若彤
Caroline 郑裕玲
Carrie 林莉
Cass 彭羚
Cathine 洪欣
Cathy 周海媚∕徐子淇
Cecilia 张柏芝∕叶童
Celia 施念慈
Celine 马蹄露
Cerina 嘉碧仪
Chapman 杜汶泽
Charein 李心媚
Charine 陈加玲
Charlene 蔡卓研
Charles 司徒瑞祈∕应昌佑
Charlie 杨采妮
Charmaine 畲诗曼∕李思欣
Cheer 陈绮贞
Cher 杨雪仪
Cherrie 应采儿
Cherry 江芷妮∕陈采岚
Chet 林一峰
Chillie 潘芝莉
Chris 李宇春
Christine 欧阳妙芝∕伍咏薇
Christoper 黄凯芹
Christy 锺丽缇
Chucky 活己岚
Cindy 欧倩怡
Clare 姚嘉妮
Coco 李玟∕蒋怡
Connie 马小灵∕陈宝珠
Cora 缪骞人
Carlo 吴家乐
Crystal 田蕊妮∕刘亦菲
Cuson 罗启新
Cymie 陈敏婷
Cyndi 王心凌
Daisy 胡凯欣
Damian 刘松仁
Daniel 陈晓东∕吴彦祖
Danny 陈百强∕李修贤∕夏韶声
Dave 王杰
David 胡大为∕吴大维∕陶吉吉∕卢戴维
Dawn 曾建明
Dayo 黄子华
Deep 吴浩康
Denise 何韵诗
Dennie 叶德娴
Dennis 麦子豪∕张国洪
Deric 温兆伦
Derek 李浩林∕郭政鸿
Dick 李迪文
Dicky 张卫健
Dino 夏健龙
Dobly 关浩扬
Dolphin 陈海恒
Don 李逸朗
Donald 张伟文／唐剑康
Donna 朱洁仪
Dorothy 陈嘉熙
Eason 陈奕迅
Echo 沈傲君
Eddie 张兆辉∕吴国敬
Edmond 梁汉文∕苏志威
Edison 陈冠希
Edwin 萧正楠
Eileen 姚莹莹
Ekin 郑伊健
Elaine 何绮玲∕吴绮莉∕姚子羚∕孙泳恩
Elena 江美仪
Elisa 陈洁灵
Elisabeth 李美凤∕江希文
Elise 廖隽嘉∕陈奕斯
Ella 官恩娜／陈嘉桦
Elle 蔡雪敏
Ellen 陈雅伦∕卢凯彤
Ellesmere 蔡子健
Ellis 邓肇欣
Elva 萧亚轩／倪晨曦
Eman 林二汶
Emil 周华健
Emily 卢淑仪∕关宝慧
Emme 黄伊汶
Emotion 张锦程
Endy 周国贤
Eric 葛民辉∕巫启贤∕孙耀威∕曾志伟∕伍家廉∕郭伟亮∕李天翔
Erica 李敏∕袁弥明
Esther 关咏荷
Eunice 陈嘉容
Evergreen 麦包
Ewong 翁虹
Eva 黄圣依
Evonne 许慧欣
Fala 陈法拉
Faye 王菲
Felix 黄日华
Fennie 袁洁莹
Fiona 活希儿∕薛凯琪∕袁彩云
Flora 陈慧珊∕张天爱
Florence 郭少芸
Frances 叶丽仪
Francis 吴镇宇
Frankie 陈勋奇∕林文龙／李进
Gabriel 海俊杰
Gallen 罗嘉良
Gary 唐奕聪
Geroge 林子祥
Gia 林苑
Gigi 梁咏琪∕黎姿∕傅明宪∕锺沛枝∕黄淑仪
Gilbert 杨其龙
Gillian 锺欣桐
Gloria 叶蕴仪∕陈素莹∕利嘉儿
Gordon 陈嘉上
Grace 叶佩雯∕林雅诗
Hacken 李克勤
Halina 谭小环
Hillary 徐濠萦
Harwick 刘恺威
Hebe 田馥甄
Heidi 朱凯婷
Helen 欧海伦∕马海伦 ∕谭玉瑛
Herlem 庾澄庆
Idy 陈玉莲
Ina 吕怡慧
Irene 温碧霞
Iris 黄泆潼
Isabel 梁佩瑚∕陈逸宁
Isabella 梁洛施∕寇鸿萍
Ivana 王菀之
Jackie 成龙∕陈晓琪∕吕颂贤
Jacky 张学友∕王树熹 ∕吴宗宪
Jacqueline 张洁莲∕吴倩莲∕李小璐
Jade 梁咏琳∕关心妍
James 黄沾
Jan 林海峰／李嘉文
Janice 卫兰
Jannet 马诗慧∕马阅
Janny 张咏恩
Jasmine 梁静茹
Jason 曾仕贤∕朱永棠
Jay 周杰伦∕梁琤
Jaycee 房祖明
Jeff 张信哲∕刘镇伟
Jennifer 陈汉诗
Jenny 甄妮
Jeremy 张洪量
Jerry 言承旭∕林晓峰／李汉文
Jessica 宣萱
Jessey 孟广美
Jet 李连杰
Jill 卫诗
Jim 詹瑞文／少爷占
Jimmy 林志颖
Jingle 马楚成
Jo 谷祖琳
Jo Jo 岑宝儿
Joan 唐丽球
Joanna 陈佩珊
Joe 马伟豪∕倪震∕马德钟 ∕郑敬基∕陈任
Joey 王祖贤∕容祖儿∕邓建明∕梁荣忠 ∕万绮雯∕蔡慧敏
John 吴宇森∕姜戴维
Johnnie 杜琪峰
Johnny 邓兆尊 ∕颜国梁
Johnson 阮德锵／李思捷
Jolen 邓一君
Jolie 陈苑琪
Jolin 蔡依琳
Jones 李中希
Jordon 陈小春
Josephine 萧芳芳
Josie 何超仪
Joyce 陈彦行∕李乐诗∕郑欣宜∕盖鸣辉∕滕丽名
Joyce Mina 高丽虹
Jue 周迅
Julian 张智霖
Julio 夏利奥
June 陈琪
Juno 麦浚龙
Justin 侧田

i have gratuated more than two month.and i was worked in this company as soon as i gratuated.

in the beginning,as i never do the work as this before,so many things i don't know how to do.and the eldership who guide me is sick leave. as a result,i'm so vacancy that make me feel blankness.and later the eldership come back but she is so busy doing her work,so this vacancy day last two weeks.so terrible.

later,as the eldshipper end her busy work , she teach me something when she have time.so i begain to study things,so happy.however,in the begin most of my job is fax files.and do some small thing.day after day,i am able to do more and more thing.

i love the busy day,it make me feel rich.but as i am a rookie,so the eldership won't hand me much task.i always except the busier day.

two month flied,to sum up,this job is vacancy,despite the office atmosphere is harmonious.i don't think this is what i want.i alway except the busier day.as i'm so young!

today is vacancy as before.no fresh thing happen except there is a new printer in my desk.which make my desk so crowd.yesterday,i think i'll have new computer but instead is a new printer which make me disappointed.and then,i think of one thing.it's  several dayd before,a friend who work in bank ask me to open the card.as my BF is insterested in so i contract this thing.first i fax both our ID card to her,and i requst my BF to go to the stockjobber to comfirm it.and as the time is early so i mail the clothes which i bought to my good friend's children.and after that i put my burse into the drawer.

when the time off duty coming,i left in hurry.and when i prepare to go to the stockjobber i found that i forgot my burse.what's worse my id card is in my burse.what a bad thing.however,i think that my friend is work in the bank and i take the copy card,maybe it can allow it.so i go there without take the ID card.so interesting,the all money in my bag is less than  twenty,ang most of them is coin which is one mao and five mao,and a little of one yuan .and even have no a piece of five yuan.when i give ten coin to the motoeman,he is so surprised.

and finally,the waiter in stockjobber told me that i can't check-in whithout ID card.so i go there in vain.

i just take part in work two month,so i don't know if it's normal.

as i still a student,i think it will very busy when working.

but when i take part in work, i found that i just take several hours in working one day in general

i like the busy life

time pass day and day.and it's the end of the month now.

i meet my senior high school classmate julie last month,and fuzhou is strange to her because she just come here several months.so i ask her to come my home and have dinner together when her have time.so julie come to visit me every wednesday ,whicn make me so happy.

and the new week coming,so i expect the day julie come.to begain with,i deeply think it's tuesday today.until one friend ask if julie come today,i was puzzled.

after some comfirmation with  my colleagues i know that it's wednesday today.

sometimes,we didn't know what's the day today

 

  i never seen the dracula movie before,because i don't like it just like i hate the dark. the dark night make me feel terrible.

   yesterday as i have the dinner with my friend i click the moice catalog at discretion.and the moive i click is ,and we seen the moive.

   at the begin we think is talk about the romantic lovly story,but as we seen it,it's more and more terrible.a men receive the letter nearly everyday from a women who have dead a year before. as we want to know why such thing happen so we keep on seen it.

  it's dark all through the moive,and even in evening ,they didn't open the light,which i couldn't understand,and  it make everything more terrible.

  at last,we know it's because a girl who want to retaliate the men so she scheme the hold thing.

  although i know the fact i feel terrible untill now.

  this morning as i want to go to  company,my home's door ring  ringing,so terrible thing.it's in early morning,who will call,my god~ i'm so scared.and finally i open the door,outsaid the door is a girl who is a waiter downstairs,she ask if i call to buy the cigatettem,my god ~~~

A friendship founded on business is better than business founded on friendship. (John Davision Rockefeller, American businessman)
建立在商务基础上的友谊胜过建立在友谊基础上的商务。(美国实业家 洛克菲勒 J D.)


Business? That\'s very simple---- it\'s other people\'s money. (Alexandre Dumas, French novelist)
做生意吗？ 那太简单了——叫别人掏钱包。(法国小说家 小仲马 A)

The consumer isn\'t a moron; she is your wife. You insult her in-telligence if you assume that a mere slogan and a few vapid adjectives will persuade her to buy anything. (Davik Ogilvy, American advertisement manager)
消费者不是傻瓜；她是你的妻子。如果你认为仅凭 句口号，几个干巴巴的形容词就能诱使她掏腰包购买任何东西的话，那么你就亵渎了她的智慧。(美国广告经营者 奥格尔维 D)

Business underlies everything in our national life, including our spiritual life, Witness the fact that in the Lord\'s prayer the first petition is for daily bread, No one can worship God or love his neighbor on an empty stoach. (Woodrow Wilson. American President)
生活包括精神生活的基础。不容置疑的事实是，在主祷文中向上帝祈求的第一件事是让我们天天有面包。没有人能饿着肚子敬奉上帝或热爱他的邻居。(美国总统 威尔逊 W.)

Did you ever expect a corporation to have a conscience, when it has no soul to damned, and no body to be kicked? (Edward Thurlow, British Lawyer)
公司既没有灵魂可以被诅咒，又没有躯体可以被踢翻，难道你指望它有什么良心吗？(英国律师 瑟洛杉矶 .E.)

Economy the poor man\'s mints; extravagance the rich man\'s pitfall.(Martin Tupper. American economist.)
节约是穷人的造币厂，浪费是富人的陷阱。(美国经济学家 塔珀 .M.)

For years I thought what was good for our country was good for General Motors, and vice versa. (Charles E. Wilison American president of GM)
多少年业，我始终认为对国家有利的事对我们通用汽车公司也有利，反之亦然。(美国通用汽车公司总裁 威尔逊 C.E.)

Good times, bad times, there will always be advertising, In good times people want advertising; in bad times they have to. (Bruce Barton British economist)
管是繁荣时期还是萧条时期，广告总会存在。繁荣时，人们想做广告；萧条时，人们不得不做广告。(英国经济学家 巴顿 B.)

Here\'s the rule for bargains "Do other men, for they would do you." That\'s the true precept. (Charles Dickens. British novelist)
这里有一条交易法则：“欺骗他人，因为他们也欺骗你。”这是真正的经商之道。(英国小说家 狄更斯 C)

Men trifle with their business and their politics, but they never trifle with their games. (George Burnard Shaw British dramatist)
男人拿生意和政治当儿戏，可是他们玩起来却从不当儿戏。(英国剧作家 肖伯纳 .G.)

Necessity never makes a good bagain. (Benjamin Franklim, American Pesident)
急需难买便宜货。(美国总统富兰克林 B)

The best cure for the national economy would beeconomy. (Ashoey Cooper, British novelist)
拯救国家经济的最好办法就是节约。(英国小说家 库珀 A)

The trouble with the profit system has always been that is was highly unprofitable to most people. (E.B.White, American writer)
利润制度的最大弊端始终是绝大多数的人是绝对无利可图的。(美国作家 怀特 E B)

There can be no economy where there is no efficiency. (Disraeli, British statesman)
没有效率就没有经济。(英国政治家 狄斯雷利)

There is no resting place for an enterprise in a competitive economy. (Alfred P.Sloan. American businessman) 在竞争的经济中，没有企业休息的地方。(美国实业家 斯隆 A D)
When you are skinning your customers , you should leave some skin on to grow so that you can skin them again. (Nikita Khrushchev, Statsman of the former Soviet Union)
如果你要剥客户的皮，你应当给他们留点皮，别剥光，让它长新皮，这样你下次还可以继续剥他们的皮。(前苏联政治家 赫鲁晓夫 N)

can anyone tell me a chinese blog similar as  "http://www.8000e.cn/", i can't open it now,so sorry!

today --aug.8,2007

chinese's father's day

autumn begins

and also my  birthday!!!

i wish all the people that accompamy with me will always with me  year by year.

i love all of you.

life is beauty,i love it!

 

 

牡羊座Aries(3.21-4.20)
Baby, will you be my valentine ? I will make you the happiest girl on earth.
宝贝，当我的情人吧？我将使你成为世上最快乐的女孩。

狮子座Leo(7.24-8.23)
That's the most romantic thing that anyone has ever done for me or said to me…
你所为我作的事与对我说的话都是我经历过最浪漫的…

射手座Sagittarius(11.23-12.22)
If you need me, I am here for you. I am on your side.
如果你需要我，我会在这等候，我跟你是一国的。

巨蟹座Cancer(6.22-7.23)
I will wait for you to come home to eat.
等你回家吃饭哦！

天蝎座Scorpio(10.24-11.22)
To me, you are irreplaceable, because you are one of a kind.
对我而言你是无法代替的，因为你是独一无二的。

双鱼座Pisces(2.20-3.20)
Okay. Let us try to be the luckiest couple on earth.
好！让我们试着成为世上最幸运的一对。


金牛座Taurus(4.21-5.21)
Would you like to go to movies, KTV, or just have a chat over a good meal at a nice restaurant ?
你喜欢去看电影、唱KTV或是去餐厅聊聊天吃美食呢?

处女座Virgo(8.24-9.23)
I love everything about you, especially the way you made me feel how special I am.
我喜欢所有的你，尤其是你如何让我觉得我自己是多么特鸬摹?

魔羯座Capricorn(12.23-1.20)
Oh, dear. I want you to know that being with you, it's as good as it gets.
亲爱的，世上没有比跟你在一起更幸福的了。

双子座Gemini(5.22-6.21)
I can think of nothing else but your dazzling smile.
我的脑海中除了你那迷人的微笑什么都没有。

天秤座Libra(9.24-10.23)
I love your tender kisses and charming smiles.
我爱上你那温柔的吻和迷人的微笑。

水瓶座Aquarius1.21-2.19)
You are the one I have been looking for.
你就是我一直在追寻的幸福。

Mother asked her little boy, “Darling, what did the teacher teach you today?”
“Nothing, Mum,” answered the son proudly, “instead, she asked me how much one plus two was, and I told her three.”

 

Lily is my BF's colleague,as  lily's birthday is coming,she asked all the colleagues in her company for gifts.so my BF ask me to help .it's first time that i help my BF buy the gift to others.my god,and it's a girl.however,i should not mind.

one english teacher sak the student: what’s the meaning of “how are you”
the student thing “how”is”怎么”and “you ”is “你”，so answer: 怎么是你？
the teacher very angry and  he ask the other student:what is the meaning of “how old are you”

this student think a while and answer:”怎么老是你”

the teacher is dumbness

on my friends' opinion,i'm a kind,warmhearted,thoughtful,tender girl,i treat my friends turely.and i'm friendly with anyone,

consequently,no one is perfect,everyone has it's fault.i am emulative and contumacy, obstinacy sometimes.which make my boyfriend so afflictive.he i hope he would indulge me more,and he think he indulge me over so i was further intensified.

why?

it's say that no man is worth your tears, and the one who is ,won't make you cry.but if there is one kind of love full of tears,then are there anyone will bless it?

如果

有一段感情粘满了泪水

那么

还有人会去祝福吗？

yes,maybe i am a careless girl  as jack said,as my beloved glass was break up one by one last years,my favorite accouterments was loss one by one.last week,a cup which both jack and i used had break up  which make me so nervous.and this afternoon when i lock the door,my mobie accouterment has drop and broken,it's a big stuip bear.

what is love

why she so loved with him,but he also can't satified.he often angry, anger about lots of things.for example,when she help her friends,when she take part in some campaigns,when she didn't do sth as the way he want her do...

however,she know he is love her,too.but she don't know how much he loved.

so different among peoples.

so many people abhor the thief as themselves or their  relation have suffer from thieve. not matter when you are --in the bus or in the street even at home,you are threated by the thieve.

 

it's not result in my careless,but i make the mistake throngh my work last week.it's not untill yesterday that i know the fault.yesterday,my colleague mr wang goto open the invoice,but the unit refuse to give us invoice by reason of the payment is wrong.and finally,i find i make the error in B/L that i write the freight prepaid instead of freight collect.my god!Luckly,we collect it without any loss.

as i'm a jackaroo,i'm not skill in my work,so i make mistakes sometimes.and i regard it as the impetus of my work.i belife i'll up and up.a za a za~~~~