I like green and purple; i like smile; so my "home" is set.
Enjoy happiness with everyone(excerpt from internet)
2008-06-16 18:17:54
男女之间 中国英语博客基地(English Blogs-英语麦当劳博客空间)|Bs+Ut4M
AG-_^5la#L0If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman
.Y1k8l-k'R~u0如果你亲她，那你就没有绅士风度 中国英语博客基地(English Blogs-英语麦当劳博客空间)!U1W K o+j)|3cx3e2D
If you don't, you are not a man 中国英语博客基地(English Blogs-英语麦当劳博客空间)G)uy#K1r c;@C&T
可是如果你不亲她，那你就不算男子汉！ 中国英语博客基地(English Blogs-英语麦当劳博客空间)'}Rf;zy
If you praise her, she thinks you are lying
8\ Ky,`pFw0如果你赞美她，她会认为你只是在奉承她 中国英语博客基地(English Blogs-英语麦当劳博客空间)4Ax} h4]d
If you don't, you are good for nothing
!WW | P E |0但要是你不赞美她，那你就一无是处了！ 中国英语博客基地(English Blogs-英语麦当劳博客空间))} H+^-n:c|&t5w
If you agree to all her likes, she is abusing
J(z u |:x"TULM v1q9y0如果你对她的话完全同意，那她就会 的像二五八万 中国英语博客基地(English Blogs-英语麦当劳博客空间)RC:v&F%LGo _
If you don't, you are not understanding
Ov!A-[?'A0要是你不同意，那就表示你根本不了解
J V O5S3r.~S+Z0If you make romance, you are an 'experienced man' 中国英语博客基地(English Blogs-英语麦当劳博客空间)a&YB:?*B
假如你把气氛控制的很浪漫，你就一定是情场老手
q'_ ^ cT-{ kg m0If you don't you are half a man 中国英语博客基地(English Blogs-英语麦当劳博客空间)y_B9B`Rtn|!O6p
如果不是，那你根本还不够成熟
"}#@0m.ABP ZT ]0If you visit her too often, she thinks it is boring 中国英语博客基地(English Blogs-英语麦当劳博客空间) y'L1Ym3A sD E"y*J0~
如果你太常去找她，她会觉得烦腻
Np H1~ G%O g0If you don't, she accuses you of double crossing
9k+j%y Q Tj J6]0但是如果你不去找她，她会责备你欺骗她的感情
J1l D O,_*a%tU9I0If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy
F g qxq ?|0你要是穿的帅一点，她会说你是花花公子
3MAj]LZ0If you don't, you are a dull boy 中国英语博客基地(English Blogs-英语麦当劳博客空间)MS8i3u6F$V
穿的破烂点，那你又是笨头笨脑的家伙
k|.Z2x(w)NR0If you are jealous, she says it's bad
{ rpf1H$y$@-t K N0如果你吃醋，她会说这样是不对的
(P1v#iD O3{0If you don't , she thinks you do not love her
w!h)m bYB.~(L0可是如果你完全不吃醋，她又会认为你根本不爱她
X u%K!m/Y6~ M0If you attempt a romance, she says you didn't respect her
gG@/}ku(c5{0LQO0你如你试图对她调情，她会认为你不尊重她
^$ts5O%Y+H&sH^ o e0If you don't, she thinks you do not like her 中国英语博客基地(English Blogs-英语麦当劳博客空间)j Z Zy;c1As B6Z
但要是你一直规规矩矩的，她又会觉得你不喜欢她 中国英语博客基地(English Blogs-英语麦当劳博客空间)oq~+XN
If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait
,bTIND A w#|0你若是迟到一分钟，她会抱怨等的多累多苦
G9{{ Og4` y4q^0If she is late, she says that's a girl's way
u8nK*^b|.i Nf0要是她自己迟到了，她会说女孩子约会迟到是理所当然的
KCH9Z cI$f0If you visit another, she accuses you of being a heel
g V$~ m6x n l*c s0如果你去找你的朋友，她会说你像跟屁虫 中国英语博客基地(English Blogs-英语麦当劳博客空间) ~ Q*^)i.uC ?6J/T
If she is visited by another, 'oh it's natural, we are girls'
^Vr O y7V0如果是她，她会说"喔，这很自然啊，女孩子都是这样" 中国英语博客基地(English Blogs-英语麦当劳博客空间)&J&@ ?'Q4S(o
If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold 中国英语博客基地(English Blogs-英语麦当劳博客空间)Wj%Rx _yo;lv
如果你飞快的吻她一下，她会到处说你这人很冷漠 中国英语博客基地(English Blogs-英语麦当劳博客空间)-kD4u3U2Pt%h
If you kiss her too many, she yells that you are taking advantage 中国英语博客基地(English Blogs-英语麦当劳博客空间)P q]$glJu N7}&Sg
如果你吻太多了，她会大叫说你吃她豆腐 中国英语博客基地(English Blogs-英语麦当劳博客空间)F X `E*F4X1tL T
If you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethics
PzI8y2B8A Q"G1En0如果你过马路的时候没有照顾她，那你这人缺乏道德
F'||#R Z r W0If you do, she thinks it's just one of the man's tactics 中国英语博客基地(English Blogs-英语麦当劳博客空间)3\7V TNm%JK,S `#E
要是你小心照顾她过马路，她又会说这是男人的花招 中国英语博客基地(English Blogs-英语麦当劳博客空间) q.~*IO A `1G(@ r/[ ~
If you stare at other, she accuses you of flirting
-A6M2X\\7|}Cs0你若是凝视某个女人，她会指责你是到处对女生调情 中国英语博客基地(English Blogs-英语麦当劳博客空间)/Y:x A&Ix
If she is stared by others, she says that they are just admiring
*Yja0M G q] N#S0如果是其他男人瞪著她看，她会说他们只是欣赏而已
7F"j ^ OO!i$s D u@0If you talk, she wants you to listen
q)Jmh&t(W ^0如果你跟她说话，她希望你只要听就好 中国英语博客基地(English Blogs-英语麦当劳博客空间)#T)oE2[U4qQ)atE [
If you listen, she wants you to talk 中国英语博客基地(English Blogs-英语麦当劳博客空间)V CBems K
如果你只倾听，她又要你跟她说话
R `5Ng*H X0Oh God! you created those creature called "WOMAN'
$xW,d j.\,C*w _ j0上天啊，你创照了这些叫做女人的生物
1Ds'q2_1EQ } i0So simple, yet so complex
/vq4V??2P JH Kx0既简单又复杂 中国英语博客基地(English Blogs-英语麦当劳博客空间)c Q;D Ux+abd%[5C
So weak, yet so powerful 中国英语博客基地(English Blogs-英语麦当劳博客空间)A-?6N0du'f0e t
如此柔弱，却又如此强悍 中国英语博客基地(English Blogs-英语麦当劳博客空间)%Q$@%u b)}:F([N
So confusing, yet so desirable 中国英语博客基地(English Blogs-英语麦当劳博客空间)MgKB+M-n&{
让人又恼又爱 中国英语博客基地(English Blogs-英语麦当劳博客空间)\"c5O5pL B'e8e Y!N
"O LORD, tell me what to do. AMEN"
$tsUu T,S;C0神啊，请告诉我该怎麽做。阿门！
AG-_^5la#L0If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman
.Y1k8l-k'R~u0如果你亲她，那你就没有绅士风度 中国英语博客基地(English Blogs-英语麦当劳博客空间)!U1W K o+j)|3cx3e2D
If you don't, you are not a man 中国英语博客基地(English Blogs-英语麦当劳博客空间)G)uy#K1r c;@C&T
可是如果你不亲她，那你就不算男子汉！ 中国英语博客基地(English Blogs-英语麦当劳博客空间)'}Rf;zy
If you praise her, she thinks you are lying
8\ Ky,`pFw0如果你赞美她，她会认为你只是在奉承她 中国英语博客基地(English Blogs-英语麦当劳博客空间)4Ax} h4]d
If you don't, you are good for nothing
!WW | P E |0但要是你不赞美她，那你就一无是处了！ 中国英语博客基地(English Blogs-英语麦当劳博客空间))} H+^-n:c|&t5w
If you agree to all her likes, she is abusing
J(z u |:x"TULM v1q9y0如果你对她的话完全同意，那她就会 的像二五八万 中国英语博客基地(English Blogs-英语麦当劳博客空间)RC:v&F%LGo _
If you don't, you are not understanding
Ov!A-[?'A0要是你不同意，那就表示你根本不了解
J V O5S3r.~S+Z0If you make romance, you are an 'experienced man' 中国英语博客基地(English Blogs-英语麦当劳博客空间)a&YB:?*B
假如你把气氛控制的很浪漫，你就一定是情场老手
q'_ ^ cT-{ kg m0If you don't you are half a man 中国英语博客基地(English Blogs-英语麦当劳博客空间)y_B9B`Rtn|!O6p
如果不是，那你根本还不够成熟
"}#@0m.ABP ZT ]0If you visit her too often, she thinks it is boring 中国英语博客基地(English Blogs-英语麦当劳博客空间) y'L1Ym3A sD E"y*J0~
如果你太常去找她，她会觉得烦腻
Np H1~ G%O g0If you don't, she accuses you of double crossing
9k+j%y Q Tj J6]0但是如果你不去找她，她会责备你欺骗她的感情
J1l D O,_*a%tU9I0If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy
F g qxq ?|0你要是穿的帅一点，她会说你是花花公子
3MAj]LZ0If you don't, you are a dull boy 中国英语博客基地(English Blogs-英语麦当劳博客空间)MS8i3u6F$V
穿的破烂点，那你又是笨头笨脑的家伙
k|.Z2x(w)NR0If you are jealous, she says it's bad
{ rpf1H$y$@-t K N0如果你吃醋，她会说这样是不对的
(P1v#iD O3{0If you don't , she thinks you do not love her
w!h)m bYB.~(L0可是如果你完全不吃醋，她又会认为你根本不爱她
X u%K!m/Y6~ M0If you attempt a romance, she says you didn't respect her
gG@/}ku(c5{0LQO0你如你试图对她调情，她会认为你不尊重她
^$ts5O%Y+H&sH^ o e0If you don't, she thinks you do not like her 中国英语博客基地(English Blogs-英语麦当劳博客空间)j Z Zy;c1As B6Z
但要是你一直规规矩矩的，她又会觉得你不喜欢她 中国英语博客基地(English Blogs-英语麦当劳博客空间)oq~+XN
If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait
,bTIND A w#|0你若是迟到一分钟，她会抱怨等的多累多苦
G9{{ Og4` y4q^0If she is late, she says that's a girl's way
u8nK*^b|.i Nf0要是她自己迟到了，她会说女孩子约会迟到是理所当然的
KCH9Z cI$f0If you visit another, she accuses you of being a heel
g V$~ m6x n l*c s0如果你去找你的朋友，她会说你像跟屁虫 中国英语博客基地(English Blogs-英语麦当劳博客空间) ~ Q*^)i.uC ?6J/T
If she is visited by another, 'oh it's natural, we are girls'
^Vr O y7V0如果是她，她会说"喔，这很自然啊，女孩子都是这样" 中国英语博客基地(English Blogs-英语麦当劳博客空间)&J&@ ?'Q4S(o
If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold 中国英语博客基地(English Blogs-英语麦当劳博客空间)Wj%Rx _yo;lv
如果你飞快的吻她一下，她会到处说你这人很冷漠 中国英语博客基地(English Blogs-英语麦当劳博客空间)-kD4u3U2Pt%h
If you kiss her too many, she yells that you are taking advantage 中国英语博客基地(English Blogs-英语麦当劳博客空间)P q]$glJu N7}&Sg
如果你吻太多了，她会大叫说你吃她豆腐 中国英语博客基地(English Blogs-英语麦当劳博客空间)F X `E*F4X1tL T
If you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethics
PzI8y2B8A Q"G1En0如果你过马路的时候没有照顾她，那你这人缺乏道德
F'||#R Z r W0If you do, she thinks it's just one of the man's tactics 中国英语博客基地(English Blogs-英语麦当劳博客空间)3\7V TNm%JK,S `#E
要是你小心照顾她过马路，她又会说这是男人的花招 中国英语博客基地(English Blogs-英语麦当劳博客空间) q.~*IO A `1G(@ r/[ ~
If you stare at other, she accuses you of flirting
-A6M2X\\7|}Cs0你若是凝视某个女人，她会指责你是到处对女生调情 中国英语博客基地(English Blogs-英语麦当劳博客空间)/Y:x A&Ix
If she is stared by others, she says that they are just admiring
*Yja0M G q] N#S0如果是其他男人瞪著她看，她会说他们只是欣赏而已
7F"j ^ OO!i$s D u@0If you talk, she wants you to listen
q)Jmh&t(W ^0如果你跟她说话，她希望你只要听就好 中国英语博客基地(English Blogs-英语麦当劳博客空间)#T)oE2[U4qQ)atE [
If you listen, she wants you to talk 中国英语博客基地(English Blogs-英语麦当劳博客空间)V CBems K
如果你只倾听，她又要你跟她说话
R `5Ng*H X0Oh God! you created those creature called "WOMAN'
$xW,d j.\,C*w _ j0上天啊，你创照了这些叫做女人的生物
1Ds'q2_1EQ } i0So simple, yet so complex
/vq4V??2P JH Kx0既简单又复杂 中国英语博客基地(English Blogs-英语麦当劳博客空间)c Q;D Ux+abd%[5C
So weak, yet so powerful 中国英语博客基地(English Blogs-英语麦当劳博客空间)A-?6N0du'f0e t
如此柔弱，却又如此强悍 中国英语博客基地(English Blogs-英语麦当劳博客空间)%Q$@%u b)}:F([N
So confusing, yet so desirable 中国英语博客基地(English Blogs-英语麦当劳博客空间)MgKB+M-n&{
让人又恼又爱 中国英语博客基地(English Blogs-英语麦当劳博客空间)\"c5O5pL B'e8e Y!N
"O LORD, tell me what to do. AMEN"
$tsUu T,S;C0神啊，请告诉我该怎麽做。阿门！
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