Thank Fiona for sharing with me this funky stuff

A pleasant image and its user-friendly layout can really make ur chatting online a joyful trip... 

What are u selling?

Yep, this is QQ 2009 Preview. An English version designed for foreign users and english lovers.

What are the selling points? A preview version though, I wanna give a lot of credits to it. NO pop- up commercial ads, NO distracting buttons that u never need, instead we have very neat design and more personalized preferences.

* A color ajusting bar that promise u all colors u can get, plus 8 backgrounds for choice.

* 7 modes to choose, among which " Q me" is newly added.

* 3 buttons on top of the window for " contacts", " groups" and " recent contacts", different from the previous vertical layout.

* As easy as a single click to change personal message.

* Chatting window to view chat history.

And many many more to experience.....

What r u waiting for? Go get one and  tell me how u feel    (*^__^*)

This time I am not showing u what movies on screen but a book and its author.

It's " Mistaken Adversary" by Penny Jordan. The names you might not have ever heard about. ^_^

It was late spring of 2005 in a small bookstore when I found this book. I took it out of a stack of old books whose cover pages were yellow enough to tell me how many years they had come through. However they caught my eye not because of this but a tag saying 50% off. Then I opened the book, and turned it from the front to the back, with no knowledge of what on earth it's trying to tell me. I couldn't understand its "beautiful" depictions.

Then a funny thought came to me, " It doesn't mater at all now I can't read it, maybe when i go to college, or later... I can better understand it. Most importantly it cost only 5 yuan..."

So it's been on my desk or in my bed throught out these years...

Now I really can't put it down once it's in my hands. Its beautiful sentences keep amazing me, and I have to make sure my eyes open up to them all the time. Awesome!!

Here is Penny Jordan's Weblog  http://www.penny-jordan.com/weblog.html

Knock yourself out to know more about her !!

The other day in man's room. Suddenly I found some words on the door in front of me saying " mind your left".

So I looked left, then there it said " mind your right".

So I looked right.

Guess what, on the right it said " mind your own business".

Thanks for reminding.

It's  a  magical  test and  interesting game,  with  98%  reliable  results.

OK, make a wish….

Game starts, please answer the following 4 questions one by one, write down your answers on a paper, NO PEEKING at the answers. At the end you will be told of the real you.

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1)       Rank the following 5 different animals in the order of your fondness. (start from your favorite)

cow      tiger      sheep        horse    pig

2)     Tell me how you feel about them respectively with an adjective. (Chinese allowed)

Dog      cat        rat         coffee      sea

3)     Think of someone whom you know and important to you, and associate the colors with each of them. (one color with one person)

Yellow       jacinth(橘红色)       red          white      green

4)     Name your favorite day in a week.

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Finished?  Doublecheck your real answers, it’s the last chance to have a change.

Now read the explication bellow. Are you ready?

Q1 tests what is the most important thing to you. Cow refers to your business and career, while tiger to self-confidence, sheep to love, horse to family, and pig to money.

Q2, The descrīption of dog is of your personality, while that of cat is of your beloved one, that of rat is of your enemy (someone you hate), that of coffee is of your attitude to sex, that of sea is of your future.

Q3, Yellow stands for someone you will never forget, jacinth is your lifelong real friend, red is your most beloved, white is your soul mate, and green is someone you always remember, like yellow.

Q4, Rumor has it that your wish will come true on that day within a week.

Is it amazing?

Hi there, welcome to Englishcn news. Here are some latest news about Daniel this week.

April saw a great boost in the visiting rate of the page reaching 2665 so far. With 7 up-to-date articles in this month's issue, it's not likely that more updates are on the way in the near future, and Daniel is placing a high priority on BEC higher upcoming on May 24th, a month or so from now, the spokesman said early this morning.

The first day as an intern in the Academy of Agricultural Science was humble, Daniel told the reporters. When asked how he felt, he said " tired and sleepy... I guess I am in debt of sleep for a thousand years." then he added " that's why I was late for Wang's class the other day"

For more about Dan, check out his other articles and have a closest look at any update on the go.

Hey, guys, I got some very funny quotes for you, just for laughter, hahaha

My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.

My wife was afraid of the dark... then she saw me naked and now she's afraid of the light.

My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she told me to put the garbage out. I said to her I already did. She told me to go and keep an eye on it.

My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive.

My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was.

A girl phoned me the other day and said... Come on over, there's nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home.

I saved a girl from being attacked last night. I controlled myself.

Some dog I got too. We call him Egypt. Because in every room he leaves a pyramid.

My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.

Yeah, I know I'm ugly... I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.' He said 'God beat me to it.'

Am I cool ???

wow, those pics really cracked me up !!!  Damn funny !!

Fuzzy puppy

massage

Before marriage.....

He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.

She: Do you want me to leave?

He: No! Don't even think about it.

She: Do you love me?

He: Of course! Over and over!

She: Have you ever cheated on me?

He: No! Why are you even asking?

She: Will you kiss me?

He: Every chance I get.

She: Will you hit me?

He: Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!

She: Can I trust you?

He: Yes.

She: Darling!

After marriage....

Simply read from bottom to top.