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  • My wife and I

    2008-04-13 19:14:17

    Hey, guys, I got some very funny quotes for you, just for laughter, hahaha

     

    My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.

     

    My wife was afraid of the dark... then she saw me naked and now she's afraid of the light.

     

    My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she told me to put the garbage out. I said to her I already did. She told me to go and keep an eye on it.

     

    My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive.

     

    My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was.

     

    A girl phoned me the other day and said... Come on over, there's nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home.

     

    I saved a girl from being attacked last night. I controlled myself.

     

    Some dog I got too. We call him Egypt. Because in every room he leaves a pyramid.

     

    My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.

     

    Yeah, I know I'm ugly... I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.' He said 'God beat me to it.'

     

     

    Am I cool ???

  • They can hear you, kid

    2008-04-13 10:55:03

    A man met a woman under the moon light for the first time when he was on the square sitting alone, listening to the music from the distance.

     

    The man said" I always talked to the moon when I was a child, felt like a fool, talking to myself"

     

    Woman:" no, not to yourself, here I am"

     

    Man look into the eyes of the woman...

     

    Woman:" what are u looking at?"

     

    Man:" you"

     

    Then, they kissed.

     

    Yep, that’s the most romantic scene in the movie “August Rush”, check it out, you can't miss it. I think it looks a little random to kiss someone in first meeting, but that's just the beauty of love, magic, amazing, and overwhelming... all come so natural, without any assuming storyline to make you feel unreal. However it feels unreal, cuz it comes off as fairytale, linked and guided by music, the prince and princess finally met, in the witness of the moon. They had the most amazing night in their lifetime, though following which was a long time of 12 years apart.

     

    She had his son. However it took her 12 years to know their son Evan Taylor (he made his name August rush) was still alive.

     

    August is a music whiz, inheriting the cells from his parents who both are musician. He is sensitive to every little sound that comes to him, he plays by ear, he loves music more than food, and he makes his living by playing guitar on the street and makes his way back home with music in his concert.

     

    The movie was like a musical tracked with lots of beautiful music that you can’t resist loving it, can’t help watching it for the second time just to review that audiovisual fun. Makes you think that music is really something, invisible but existing for real.

     

    August:” Where do you think it comes from, what I heard?”

     

    Sir:” It comes all around, comes through some of us, you can feel it.”

     

    August:” But why someone can hear it.”

     

    Sir:” Only some of them are listening.”

     

    August:” So my parents can hear it?” 

     

    Yes, they can hear you, kid.

     

    The city was his home

     

    play by ear

     

    music pulled them together again

     

    can't forget the flaming eyes

     

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