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TAKING A WOMAN TO BED! (share)

2008-03-01 16:27:51 / 个人分类：For Fun

What is the difference between girls/woman aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58. 68, and 78?

At 8 -- You take her to bed and tell her a story.

At 18 -- You tell her a story and take her to bed.

At 28 -- You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed.

At 38 -- She tells you a story and takes you to bed.

At 48 -- She tells you a story to avoid going to bed.

At 58 -- You stay in bed to avoid her story.

At 68 -- If you take her to bed, that'll be a story!

At 78 -- What story??? What bed??? Who the hell are you???

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删除 ydzeng 发布于2008-03-03 10:28:12: Hehe, good one, Moni !!

But the titile should be: Before a man going to bed.... : ))

删除 Monica1981 发布于2008-03-02 22:18:41: Taking a man to bed (Moni Created)

At 8 -- he wants to hear a story before he goes to bed

At 18 --he has a hand job before he goes to bed.

At 28 -- he wants to have sex before he goes to bed

At 38 -- he tries to have sex before he goes to bed

At 48 -- still trying...

At 58 -- trying harder...

At 68 -- he starts to face the reality and quits

At 78 -- he pees in his pants...

At 88 -- he will be lucky if he can remmeber what a condom is.....