My wife and I
2008-04-13 19:14:17 / 个人分类：For Fun
Hey, guys, I got some very funny quotes for you, just for laughter, hahaha
My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.
My wife was afraid of the dark... then she saw me naked and now she's afraid of the light.
My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she told me to put the garbage out. I said to her I already did. She told me to go and keep an eye on it.
My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive.
My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was.
A girl phoned me the other day and said... Come on over, there's nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home.
I saved a girl from being attacked last night. I controlled myself.
Some dog I got too. We call him
My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.
Yeah, I know I'm ugly... I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.' He said 'God beat me to it.'
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ydzeng
发布于2008-05-10 18:23:17
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Hehe, That's the beauty of the title...
What's going on between "my wife" and I, different minds may come up with diffrent association...
OH MY, it turns out that It's Just a JOKE..
Ok, it's not just for catching eyes, I do hope the content would bring you guys more laughter...
As to the girl (my headshot), I think it's time to have some changes.. cuz it's too good to be true. ^_^
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mercyzhangyan
发布于2008-05-10 17:22:02
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I really thought you got married at the first glance at the heading. I even prepared to ask you whether the girl on the left is your wife or not. You are good at giving us surprises.
"My wife was afraid of the dark... then she saw me naked and now she's afraid of the light." I like this one the most.
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scoundrel1972
发布于2008-04-15 16:38:24
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all funny quotos.
thank you for sharing with us.
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Justinliao
发布于2008-04-14 20:34:15
- So cool
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Rachel1989
发布于2008-04-14 12:56:49
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- oh my god, so funny !!
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lovealicebaby
发布于2008-04-14 10:17:38
- haha.....i like this cat....