《大话西游》搞笑台词

　　周星驰的电影《大话西游》曾以它无厘头的搞笑与癫狂的内涵表达，在众多观众的心中建立起了无法磨灭的“星”派印象，并掀起了一股“恶搞哲学”的热潮。看完这部电影的观众在捧腹大笑之后都大呼过瘾，而电影中的很多台词更被人们奉为经典，以至于在很多其他影视作品中都出现过类似的台词。那么今天我们就来重温一下经典吧！

　　1 你想要啊？你想要就说吧，你不说我怎么知道你想要呢？

　　You want? Speak up if you want! Why do you keep silent?

　　2 你又在吓我。

　　You scare me again.

　　3 莫非是一家黑店？

　　Is this a slaughter house?

　　4 长夜漫漫，无心睡眠。

　　It's a long night, no mood to sleep.

　　5 如果不能跟我喜欢的人在一起，就算让我做玉皇大帝我也不会开心。

　　If I can't be with the one who I love, I won't be happy even if I were Heaven Emperor.

　　6 要不要我把心掏出来给你看看啊？

　　Should I show you my heart?

　　7 可惜快乐永远都是短暂的，换来的只是无穷无尽的痛苦和长叹。

　　But happiness is always a flash of time. We only have endless pain.　8 有一天当你发觉你爱上一个让你讨厌的人，这段感情才是最要命的。

　　When you discover that you've fallen in love with a man you hate, this affair is really hurting you.

　　9 可我怎会爱上一个我讨厌的人呢？请你给我一个理由好不好？拜托！

　　But how can I fall in love with a person I hate? Please give me a reason, please!

　　10 爱一个人需要理由吗？不需要吗？需要吗？

　　We don't need any reason to love a person. Don't we? Do we?

　　11 你有多少兄弟姐妹？你父母尚在吗？你说句话啊！我只是想在临死之前多交一个朋友而已。

　　How many brothers and sisters do you have? Are your parents alive? Speak up! I just want to make a new friend when I'm going to die.

　　12 所以说做妖就像做人一样，要有仁慈的心，有了仁慈的心，就不再是妖，是人妖。

　　Being a devil is the same as being a human. We should be kind. If we are kind, we are not a devil, we are a hybrid.

　　13 爱一个人是痛苦的。

　　Love means pain.

　　14 这样的话只是得到我的肉体，并不能得到我的灵魂。

　　You can just get my body instead of my spirit.

　　15 曾经有一段真挚的爱情摆在我的面前，我却没有珍惜，直到失去才追悔莫及。人世间最大的痛苦莫过于此。如果上天再给我一次机会的话，我一定会对那女孩说三个字：我爱你。如果非要在这段爱情前加个期限的话，我希望是一万年。

　　I have had my best love before, but I didn't treasure her. When I lost her, I fell regretful. It is the most painful matter in this world. If God can give me another chance, I will say 3 words to her--I love you. If you have to give a time limit to this love, I hope it is 10 thousand years.

　Many Olympic movies have been made, trying to capture those universal themes of excellence, commitment, and personal sacrifice. The best of the bunch is Chariots of Fire, a fascinating tale of two completely different British runners who compete for gold at the 1924 Olympics. Here are the 11 best movie quotes about the essence of Olympian ideals.

　　"It doesn't matter tomorrow if they come in first or fiftieth. Those guys have earned the right to walk into that stadium and wave their nation's flag. That's the single greatest honor an athlete can ever have. That's what the Olympics are all about." Cool Runnings (1993) – Irwin Blitzer (John Candy)

　　"Well, as they say in the Olympics, it's not the winning, it's the taking part that counts."Sleuth (1972) – Milo Tindle (Michael Caine)

　　"Where does the power come from to see the race to its end? From within."Chariots of Fire (1981) – Eric Liddell (Ian Charleson)

　　"Once in a generation an athlete pits himself against such overwhelming odds that even the most jaded spectator finds himself cheering breathlessly."Iron Will (1994) – Harry Kingsley (Kevin Spacey)

　　"If you can't be an athlete, be an athletic supporter."Grease (1978) – Principal McGee (Eve Arden)

　　"The high jump is a masochist's event - it always ends in failure."Personal Best (1982) – Terry Tingloff (Scott Glenn)

　　"Fear is not what's important, it's how you deal with it. It would be like asking a marathon runner if they feel pain. It's not a matter of whether you feel it, it's how you manage it."War Photographer (2001) – James Nachtwey (himself)

　　"The Olympics, the NBA, the NFL, all filled up with children who didn't have fathers. You may be a flawed character, but you're building hers."Jackpot (2001) – Lester (Garrett Morris)

　　"I don't want to win unless I know I've done my best."Without Limits (1998) – Steve Prefontaine (Billy Crudup)

　　 “A gold medal is a wonderful thing. But if you're not enough without one, you'll never be enough with one.”

　　Cool Runnings (1993) - Irwin Blitzer (John Candy)　

   许多奥运题材电影都力求捕捉诸如卓越表现、奉献以及个人牺牲等共同的主题。最精彩的一部是《火的战车》，它生动地讲述了两位风格迥异的英国短跑运动员在1924年的奥运会上争夺金牌的故事。下面是10句能够最好地阐释奥运精神的电影对白。

　　《凉快的跑道》(1993)—艾尔文•布利泽(约翰•凯蒂)“他们明天得第一名还是第五十名都不重要。那些小伙子已经赢得了走进体育场并挥舞自己国家国旗的权利。那才是一名运动员能得到的唯一的最高荣耀。那就是奥运会的全部意义。”

　　《侦察》(1972)— 米洛•坦德尔(迈克尔•凯恩)“就像他们说的，奥运会重在参与，而不在于输赢。”

　　《火的战车》(1981)—埃里克•里黛尔(伊恩•查尔森)“将比赛看完的力量来自哪里？来自内心。”

　　《决战冰河》(1994)—哈里•金斯利 (凯文•斯派西)“每个年代都会有这么一次，某位运动员如此奋力地与强敌竞争以至于连最疲惫的观众都在为他喝彩助威。”

　　《火爆浪子》(1978)—魔力神童(伊芙•阿登)“如果你做不了运动员，就做一个体育运动的支持者。”

　　《私人最佳》(1982)—特里•廷洛夫.(斯科特•格伦)“跳高运动是受虐者的项目——它总是以失败告终。”

　　《战地摄影师》(2001)—詹姆斯•纳希微“最重要的不是恐惧，而是你怎样面对恐惧。就像你去问一个马拉松运动员他们是否觉得痛苦。这不是你是否感觉到的问题，而是你要如何对付它的问题。”

　　《背心而驰》(2001)—莱斯特(加勒特•莫里斯)“奥运会，NBA，橄榄球职业联赛，充满了那些没有父亲的孩子们的世界。或许你的个性有些不足之处，但是你正在培养她们的个性。”

　　《永无止境》(1998)—史蒂夫•普雷方丹(比利•克鲁德普)“除非我知道我已经做到最好了，否则我是不会想着赢的。”

　　《凉快的跑道》(1993)—艾尔文•布利泽(约翰•凯蒂)“金牌是一个好东西。但是如果你在没得金牌时就很不满足，那么就算你得了块金牌，你也永远不会满足的。”

　　基础级：

　　Tommy Tucker tried to tie Tammy's Turtles tie.

　　汤米.塔克试图系上塔米的海龟领带

　　Flee from fog to fight flu fast!

　　避开浓雾，感冒会快点痊愈。

　　饶舌级：

　　Sam's shop stocks short spotted socks.

　　山姆的商店备有带斑点的短袜 Six silly sisters sell silk to six sickly senior citizens.

　　六个愚蠢的姐妹把丝绸，卖给了六个有病的老居民

　　打结级：

　　Ripe white wheat reapers reap ripe white wheat right.

　　成熟的白色小麦收割者最懂得收获成熟的白色小麦

　　As one black bug, bled blue, black blood. The other black bug bled blue.

　　一只小黑虫，流蓝色和黑色的血。另一只小黑虫流出了蓝色的血

　  1、pain past is pleasure.(过去的痛苦就是快乐。)[无论多么艰难一定要咬牙冲过去，

　　将来回忆起来一定甜蜜无比。]

　　2.Wisdom in the mind is better than money in the hand.(脑中有知识，胜过手中有

　　金钱。)[从小灌输给孩子的坚定信念。]

　　4.Nothing is impossible for a willing heart.(心之所愿，无所不成。)[坚持一个简

　　单的信念就一定会成功。]

　　6.All things are difficult before they are easy.(凡事必先难后易。)[放弃投机取

　　巧的幻想。]

　　7.Great hopes make great man.(伟大的理想造就伟大的人。)

　　8.God helps those who help themselves.(天助自助者。)

　　9.Four short words sum up what has lifted most successful individuals above the

　　crowd: a little bit more. (四个简短的词汇概括了成功的秘诀：多一点点！)[比别人多一点

　　努力、多一点自律、多一点决心、多一点反省、多一点学习、多一点实践、多一点疯狂，多一点

　　点就能创造奇迹！]

　　10.In doing we learn.(实践长才干。)

　　11.East or west, home is best.(东好西好，还是家里最好。)

　　13.Two heads are better than one.(三个臭皮匠，顶个诸葛亮。)

　　14.Good company on the road is the shortest cut.(行路有良伴就是捷径。)

　　15.Constant dropping wears the stone.(滴水穿石。）

11种方法轻松让他说出“我爱你”

　　Send a Picture

　　Send a picture of flowers to her cell phone or email. Sometimes when your girl is away from work or home and sending flowers isn't possible, receiving a picture of a bunch of roses on her phone is something she'll think is cute.

　　发图片

　　通过手机或电子邮件发一些花的图片. 当你的女朋友由于工作而远离家门,你无法送花给她时,在手机上收到一大束玫瑰花,会让她觉得很可爱.
11种方法轻松让他说出“我爱你”

Help Out

Help out once in a while in the kitchen or around the house. It doesn't take long, and she'll appreciate it.

打个下手

在厨房或家里帮她打打下手,不用花费你很长时间,但她会喜欢的.

11种方法轻松让他说出“我爱你”

　　Make a Card

　　Make a card and put it under her pillow. It'll mean more because you made it, and I promise she'll keep it.

　　制作张卡片

　　做一张卡片放在她的枕头下.我敢打保票她会好好收藏,因为这是你亲手做的,意义重大.

11种方法轻松让他说出“我爱你”

　　Wear That Sweater

　　You know that sweater she gave you? The one you hate? Wear it.

　　穿那件体恤

　　你还记得她给你的那件体恤吗？即使你不喜欢，也穿上它吧。

11种方法轻松让他说出“我爱你”

　　小心谨慎

　　当你和女朋友出去时,别去偷瞄其他女孩.我知道这是最基本的,让人吃惊的是,我无数次的看到有些人和女朋友一起时,还伸长了脖子偷瞄穿超短裙的女孩.我并不是指戴上眼罩,而是这种太明显的举动是对你女朋友的不尊重.不论她有没有说出口,她会讨厌你这种举动.她希望你让她觉得,她是你唯一感兴趣的人.

　　Pay Attention

　　When you're out with your girl, don't check out the other girls. I know it seems elementary, but it surprises me how many times I see guys walking with girls, spinning their necks around when they walk by a short skirt. I'm not saying wear blinders, but the obvious staring is disrespectful to your girl, and whether she says anything or not, she hates it. She'll appreciate feeling like she's the only one you're interested in.

11种方法轻松让他说出“我爱你”

　　Listen When She Talks

　　Listen when she talks to you. When you listen to her, she feels like what she has to say is important. If you interrupt her, it means that what she's saying isn't important, get it?

　　仔细听她讲

　　当她跟你说话时仔细听.当你认真听时,她会觉得她的话对你很重要.如果你打断她,那就意味着她所说的话不重要.懂了吗?

　　十大最经典的店铺口号

　　1. Outside a muffler shop: "No appointment necessary, we hear you coming."

　　2. Outside a hotel: "Help! We need inn-experienced people."

　　3. On a desk in a reception room: "We shoot every 3rd salesman, and the 2nd one just left."

　　4. In a veterinarians waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes, Sit! Stay!"

　　5. At the electric company: "We would be de-lighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don't you will be."

　　6. On the door of a computer store: "Out for a quick byte."

　　7. In a restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry, come on in and get fed up."

　　8. Inside a bowling alley: "Please be quiet, we need to hear a pin drop."

　　9. In the front yard of a funeral home: "Drive carefully, we'll wait."

　　10. In a counselors office: "Growing old is mandatory, growing wise is optional."

　　中文翻译：

　　1. 一家消声器店外："根本不用预约，我们听到你来了！"

　　2. 酒店门外："帮帮忙！我们缺少常住小酒馆的人。"

　　3. 接待室的桌上："三个一轮！我们要毫不留情地赶走第三个推销员！注：第二个刚刚离开。"

　　4. 兽医的候诊室："稍候5分钟。趴下，别动！"

　　5. 在电气公司："如果你送来钞票，我们会很高兴；如果你不送，就会被断电。"

　　6. 电脑专卖店门上："出去找一个更快的字节。"

　　7. 餐馆橱窗："别饿着肚子傻呆在那儿，进来吧，吃顿饱饭！"

　　8. 在保龄球馆："保持安静，我们需要倾听大头针落地。"

　　9. 在墓地的前院："开车当心，我们会等着你的。"

　　10. 在咨询师办公室："变老是由上帝控制的，变聪明是由自己控制的。"