上帝 请给我一便士

　A man goes to church and starts talking to God.

　　He says: "God, what is a million dollars to you?" and God says: "A penny", then the man says: "God, what is a million years to you?" and God says: "a second".

　　Then the man says: "God, can I have a penny?" and God says : "In a second".

　　过一秒钟

　　一男子进入教堂和上帝对话。

　　他问：“主啊， 一百万美元对你意味着多少？”上帝回答：“一便士。”

　　男子又问：“那一百万年呢？”上帝说：“一秒钟。”

　　最后男子请求道：“上帝，我能得到一便士吗？”上帝回答：“过一秒钟。”