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又一则蚂蚁和大象的笑话
2008-03-17 16:30:46
this was an interesting story being tolden by my son.
"one day , an ant and an elephant were fighting and whoever knew what had happened between them. they fighted and fighted.
then the ant left away quickly from there by his bike.and the elephant intended to keep up with ant.
and soon.the ant came into a small shop and found a place which he thought most safe.that was a fridge.he hided out in it.
at a moment ,the elephant came stranght to the fridge and opened the door of that fridge to catch the ant .that poor ant was great surprised at how the elephant could find him such soon and get this correct aim.
when my son told here .he stopped telling me about this and asked ;"what is the answer?"
i thought and thought ,but in the end i still couldn't find the answer.
my son told me with a inside joke;"because the ant let his bike outside of the fridge."
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dislike having bath
2008-03-09 16:52:45

time is flying!
when i was trying to decide to write some intresting story about my son.i found he has grown up.
it happened three years ago, i always found my son dislike having a bath ,and i was very angry at this.
one day,i tried to change it by a new way.
when it was dark ,and we all had supper ,i began my plan.
my family was all seated in the living room and watching TV. i looked around and did not seem to notice my son ,i interrupted and asked:"who is person of low teenages ought to be having a bath now?"
i looked at my son and he didn't seem to be hearing me.
then i asked aloud ," excuse me,who is in red T-shirt ought to be having a bath now?"
my son looked around to find nobody is in red one except himself.and then put off the red t-shirt as quickly as he could.( he think he has a acre.)

after seeing what he did.i made a inside joke and went on with the plan.
"who is in the blue trousers ought to be having a bath now?" i joked him again.

and the guy became watchful putting off the blue trousers and seemed joyous.
i felt i would sucessed in it,and at last ,i couldn't keep quiet any more .i started laughing and asked "who must be having a bath that only dresses in underclothes now"

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helping with math
2008-03-02 17:10:54

this is a story from a newspaper subscribed by my son.i feel this is very interesting so.i put in my blog and wish the person who read it can have a good mood.
a primary school boy came home and asked his father,"father ,this mathematics question is very difficult .can you help me,please?"the father come over and the son said ,"in this homework,the teacher said ,"suppose your father earns only one thousand dollars per month,and your mother spends about one thousand seven hundred dollars per month.so,what is the answer?"
the father said,"oh.this you have to go and ask your mother.she is the expert!"
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A wedding
2008-01-26 17:49:21

yesterday is a important day to our family though it is cold enough.
we take in marriage of my cousin .as the practice of our small town,the groom will bring back the bride at the 24:00.so the whole night we all busy between their house by car.
at frist ,we bring some gifts from my cousin's house to the bride's house .the lit firecracker make a bright sound in front of the bride's door.that is just to say ,we 've come here now.and then ,when the groom give the red paper (in it have some money as a gift to the bride's cousin's kid )much enough ,the door will open.and we all pick up the gift into the bride's house.
as we come in,the bride is still in her bed ,and seems not intend to leave from her room.and the bride's parents are cooking the sweet dumping for us ,though we are all not feeling hungry .this is mean the family reunion.
when the time is coming ,the bride smiled radiantly and in a beautiful dress beside the groom .they say good bye to the bride's parents and drive to the new house.
at the same time,the groom's parents are both exciting and happyness .they are waiting for the son's beloved wife in the new house.
we take back the gift from the bride's parents and let off firecrackers outside the fride's house and then we arrive the new house .we let off the firecrackers again .then eat the sweet bumping.
oh .my god !this night we have eaten three times.

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safe doors
2007-12-17 15:21:00

New year is coming..People are very busy including thieves.Some thieives always come in or go out people’s houses ,supermarkets and so on. Therefore people are more careful than usual .In order to keep safe ,most of them fix safe doors and windows to stop thieves’ coming.
The story happened at a residence community,.There were 39 houses to fix this kind of doors and windows except one . One night ,their houses were stripped barely by thievies but the one where safe doors and windows weren’t fixed .One note was sticked on his door by the thieves ,which was writen “ You don’t watch out of us , we don’t steal you !"
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my son's foreign classmate
2007-12-10 15:39:08
that is two years ago,when my son was a pupil in the first grade an Australia girl became one of my son's classmates.but she only staied over here two months.
"she is a pretty girl!"my son was very excited at that "and she looks as white as snow,just like Snow White ."
and so my son concluded that she must smooth lots of her mother's face cream everyday.

afterward my son always told me some interesting things about her.
for example he said "one day ,in english class teacher let her tell a story .we all did our best to listen to it .of coure ,she is sure good at telling stories and has a good voice .in the end we all were very happy with it ,we all gave her a round of applause ." but in fact ,my son couldn't catch one words.

the Australia can't speak chinese and all of my son's classmate hardly speak any english .so she was always alone at her seat all time.although my son's seat is nearby hers.
so i heartened him by telling him"at playtime ,you can both play together,if you can't speak english then use more body language."
perhaps my son was too shy to do that ,and now he no longer had the chance.this is beacuse in his class there was no foregner after all.She was now a classmate like everyone else
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he' s 10 years old.
2008-05-11 10:42:42
at that moment.just a minute .i can't help tears in my eyes until i wrote 3 words "yangyang is 10 ."on that paper to the chef of the cake .
time is flying .when i really found my son became stronger and taller than before.
and when i wanted to go out and let himself alone at home .i still used to advice him:"take good care of yourself .while i am out."
"don't worry. "replied my son"i was not born yesterday!"
the past ten years is including a lot of happyness and joyness you brought to us,a little annoy for your growing up and so on.it's truth most of my mind is sweet memory.
in this special time ,i want to tell my son: through you a little boy in my eyes forever but i have thought that you have grown up .in my heart.i could also immagine many frist times of you . for example , your frist smile your frist standing up by yourself . your frist use chopsticks. your frist fighting at your friends and so on. every little things you said and did was important for me .i am proud of you !
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又一则蚂蚁和大象的笑话
2008-03-17 16:30:46
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dislike having bath
2008-03-09 16:52:45

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helping with math
2008-03-02 17:10:54

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A wedding
2008-01-26 17:49:21

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safe doors
2007-12-17 15:21:00

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my son's foreign classmate
2007-12-10 15:39:08
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he' s 10 years old.
2008-05-11 10:42:42
