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爆强双语笑话12则(组图)
13259119599 发布于 2008-10-08 09:33:54
艺术家An Artist
An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings on display at that time.
"I have good news and bad news," the owner replied. "The good news is that a gentleman enquired about your work and
wondered if it would appreciate in value after your death. When I told him it would, he bought all 15 of your paintings."
"That's wonderful," the artist exclaimed. "What's the bad news?"
"He was your doctor."
艺术家
一位艺术家问歌剧院长，在画展期间是否有人对他的作品感兴趣。
歌剧院长说，“一个好消息和一个坏消息”，“好消息是，一位绅士问您的作品在您去世后是否会增值，我告诉他是的，于是他买下了您全部15幅作品。”
“太好了”艺术家高呼，“那坏消息呢”？
“他是您的医生”
青蛙和井The Frogs and the Well
Two Frogs lived together in a marsh. But one hot summer the marsh(沼泽) dried up, and they left it to look for another place to live in: for frogs like damp places if they can get them.
By and by they came to a deep well, and one of them looked down into it, and said to the other, "This looks a nice cool place. Let us jump in and settle here."
But the other, who had a wiser head on his shoulders, replied, "Not so fast, my friend. Supposing this well dried up like the marsh, how should we get out again?"
青蛙和井
两只青蛙共同生活在一片沼泽地里，但是一个炎热的夏天，沼泽干涸了，于是他们离开了此地，去寻找另一个适合生存的地方：如果可能，青蛙还是喜欢湿润的地方。
走啊走，他们来到了一口深井处，其中的一只青蛙往里看了看，说：看起来这里是一个凉爽的不错的地方，我们跳下去在这里定居吧。”
但是另一只比较精明的青蛙却说：“伙计，别急，假如这个井和那个沼泽一样，干涸了，我们怎么跳出来呢？”
好消息和坏消息Good news and bad news
The soldiers had been marching and fighting, they were dirty, hot and tired.
ne day, the general announced: "My men, I have some good news and some bad news for you. Which one would you like first?" "The good news!" they all shouted.
"OK," said the General. "The good news is that you will each be receiving a complete change of clothing." "Hurrah!" chorused the soldiers. "And now for the bad news. Jack, you will change with John. John, you will change with Tom. Tom, you will change with Robert. Robert ....
好消息和坏消息
士兵们连续的行军，作战，他们又累又热又脏。
一天，将军宣布：“士兵们，我有一些好消息和坏消息要告诉你们。你们愿意先听哪个呢？” “好消息！”他们嚷道。
“好吧，”将军说，“好消息就是你们每个人都可以彻底的换一身衣服。” “乌拉！”士兵们高兴地大叫起来。 “现在呢，该是坏消息了。杰克，你将和约翰换衣服，约翰，你和汤姆换，汤姆，你和罗伯特换，罗伯特……”
我也爱你I Love You, Too
Boyfriend: I'm not rich and don't have a yacht or convertible like Harry,but I love you, dear.
Girlfriend: I love you, too. But tell me more about Harry.
我也爱你
男朋友：虽然我不象哈里那样有豪华游艇和舒适的生活，但是我爱你，亲爱的。
女朋友：我也爱你。不过你能否告诉我有关哈里的一些情况呢？
聪明的小狗The Clever Dog
A little boy was practicing his violin, while his father sat reading the newspaper. The family dog began to howl along dismally. Finally, the father could endure the combination no more and said, "Can't you play something the dog doesn't know?"
聪明的小狗
一个小男孩在练习小提琴，他的父亲在读报纸。随着小男孩的琴声，家里养的狗也开始高一声低一声的叫起来。最后，小男孩的父亲实在忍不下去了，说，“难道你就不能拉一些狗听不懂的曲子吗？”
能让我们的老师回去吗Can we have our teacher back？
Once a superintendent of schools was visiting a three-room school. One room was very noisy, so the man grabbed a tall boy who had been standing up talking. He took the boy into another room and stood him in the corner. Five minutes later, a smalll boy came out of the first room and said, "When can we have our teacher back?"
能让我们的老师回去吗？
有一次，一位督学去视察一个只有三间教室的学校。一间教室非常吵闹，因此督学抓住其中一个正在站着说话的人，把他带进另一间教室，并让他站在墙角。五分钟以后，一个小男孩从第一间教室走进来，问道，“您什么时候能让我们的老师回去呢？”
更有礼貌Who's More Polite?
A fat man and a skinny man were arguing about who was the more polite. The skinny man said he was more polite because he always tipped his hat to ladies. But the fat man knew he was more courteous because, whenever he got up and offered his seat, two ladies could sit down.
谁更有礼貌？
一个胖子和一个瘦子在争论谁更有礼貌。瘦子说他更有礼貌，因为他经常对女士摘帽示意。但是胖子认为他更有风度，因为无论什么时候他在车上给别人让座时，总有两位女士能坐下。
昂贵的代价Expensive Price
Dentist: I'm sorry, madam, but I'll have to charge you twenty-five dollars for pulling your son's tooth.
Mother: Twenty-five dollars! But I thought you only charged five dollars for an extraction.
Dentist: I usually do. But your son yelled so loud, he scared four other patients out of the office.
昂贵的代价
牙科医生：对不起，夫人，为给您的儿子拔牙，我得收二十五美元。
母亲：二十五美元！可是我知道您拔一颗牙只要五美元呀？
牙科医生：是的。但是您儿子这么大声地叫唤，他都吓跑四位病人了。
心不在焉的教授The Absent-minded Professor
Absent-minded Professor: Heavens! Someone stole my wallet!
Wife: Didn't you feel a hand in your pocket?
Absent-minded Professor: Yes, but I thought it was mine.
心不在焉的教授
心不在焉的教授：天哪！有人偷了我的钱包！
妻子：你难道没感觉到一只手伸进你的口袋？
心不在焉的教授：感觉到了，可我还以为那是我的手呢。
三只乌龟Three Turtles
Three turtles decided to have a cup of coffee. Just as they got into the cafe, it started to rain.
The biggest turtle said to the smallest one, " Go home and get the umbrella."
The little turtle replied, "I will, if you don't drink my offee."
"We won't," the other two promised.
Two years later the big turtle said to the middle turtle, "Well, I guess he isn't coming back, so we might as well drink his coffee."
Just then a voice called from outside the door, "If you do, I won't go."
三只乌龟
三只乌龟决定去喝咖啡。它们刚到咖啡店的门口，就下起雨来。于是最大的那只乌龟对最小的乌龟说，“回家去取伞吧。”
最小的乌龟说，“如果你们不把我的咖啡喝了，我就去。”
“我们不喝，”另外两只乌龟答应说。
两年后，大乌龟对中乌龟说，“好吧，我猜他肯定不回来了，我们可以把它的咖啡喝掉了。”
正在这时，一个声音从门外传来，“你们要是喝了，我就不去。”Is He Really Ill?
On a hot summer day an elderly gentleman faints in the street. A small crowd immediately gathers around him.
"Give the poor man a glass of brandy," advises a woman. "Give him a heart massage, " says someone else.
"No, just give him some brandy," insists the woman. "Call an ambulance,"
yells another person.
"A brandy!" The man suddenly sits up and exclaims. "Shut up, everybody,and do as the kind lady says!"
他真病了吗？
在一个炎热的夏天，一位上了年纪的男子昏倒在街头。一群人立刻围了上去。
“给这个可怜的人一杯白兰地吧。” 一位女士建议。
“给他一点治心脏病的药。” 另外一个人说。
“不，还是给他一些白兰地，”那位女士坚持说。
“还是叫一辆救护车吧。” 有人叫道。
“一杯白兰地。”
这时地上的那个人坐了起来，嚷着，“都闭嘴，就照那位好心的太太说得去做！”
重大事件Great Event
Teacher: What great event happened in 1809?
Little Willy: Abraham Lincoln was born.
Teacher: Correct. And what great event happened in 1812?
Little Willy: Abraham Lincoln had his third birthday.
重大事件
老师：1809年发生了什么重大事件？
小威利：亚伯拉罕林肯诞生。
老师：正确。那么1812年发生了什么重要事件呢？
小威利：亚伯拉罕林肯过他的三周岁生日。
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电影film, motion picture 影片,电影 (美作:movie)
newsreel 新闻片,纪录片
documentary (film) 记录片,文献片
filmdom 电影界
literary film 文艺片
musicals 音乐片
comedy 喜剧片
tragedy 悲剧片
dracula movie 恐怖片
swordsmen film 武侠片
detective film 侦探片
ethical film 伦理片 affectional film 爱情片
erotic film 黄色片
western movies 西部片
film d'avant-garde 前卫片
serial 系列片
trailer 预告片
cartoon (film) 卡通片,动画片
footage 影片长度
full-length film, feature film 长片
short(film) 短片
colour film 彩色片 (美作:color film)
silent film 默片,无声片
dubbed film 配音复制的影片,译制片
silent cinema, silent films 无声电影
sound motion picture, talkie 有声电影cinemascope, CinemaScope 西涅玛斯科普型立体声宽银幕电影,变形镜头式宽银幕电影
cinerama, Cinerama 西涅拉玛型立体声宽银幕电影,全景电影
title 片名
original version 原著
dialogue 对白
subtitles, subtitling 字幕
credits, credit titles 对原作者及其他有贡献者的谢启和姓名
telefilm 电视片
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