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Kiss her, not a gentleman!

2008-01-15 14:00:07 / 个人分类:gentleman

If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman中国英语博客基地(English Blogs-英语麦当劳博客空间))Rl)s6e/q)qJ
If you don"t, you are not a man中国英语博客基地(English Blogs-英语麦当劳博客空间)~S)P6]s$e
If you praise her, she thinks you are lying 中国英语博客基地(English Blogs-英语麦当劳博客空间)?i3qjF&E.g
If you don"t, you are good for nothing中国英语博客基地(English Blogs-英语麦当劳博客空间)e`zy9J$a)~
If you agree to all her likes, she is abusing 中国英语博客基地(English Blogs-英语麦当劳博客空间)%iU"~up| YC g
If you don"t, you are not understanding中国英语博客基地(English Blogs-英语麦当劳博客空间)v0^-kR w}4Z:]vu v
If you make romance, you are an "experienced man" 中国英语博客基地(English Blogs-英语麦当劳博客空间):?C8jf['@z
If you don"t you are half a man
s [Y*[+t,jE0If you visit her too often, she thinks it is boring
3W3u#oyX_0If you don"t, she accuses you of double crossing
]7pe&Pw:Z'z&M`0If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy 中国英语博客基地(English Blogs-英语麦当劳博客空间)/F*n.Yn#R.l
If you don"t, you are a dull boy 中国英语博客基地(English Blogs-英语麦当劳博客空间)|Q$h9z#_P
If you are jealous, she says it"s bad
C'a`r)`X A0If you don"t , she thinks you do not love her 中国英语博客基地(English Blogs-英语麦当劳博客空间)Q2e6H{+kj lE
If you attempt a romance, she says you didn"t respect her中国英语博客基地(English Blogs-英语麦当劳博客空间)ini6P-ukne&L
If you don"t, she thinks you do not like her
J6K*Vn~ Aa0If you are a minute late, she complains it"s hard to wait
$v$}'L Dnm0If she is late, she says that"s a girl"s way


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