One: Talking English
My classmate, Jenny joins adult exam with her another two roomates. It was the end of the semester so they would get exam soon, one course was English.
So they three stayed at home and got ready for reading and taking english dialog each other. Could you guess the result?
Jenny said:" what did you say just now? i think you read wrong, i can't understand."
"So do we! i can't understand what you said." they two said.
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Last week, jenny told me above, i lol:) it's so funny, these lovely girls. They all study in the same class and as a same english teacher, why ?
Two: not a academician
One weekend, my friend Derek was playing in the net . A moment, he saw there was a new QQ Number add him at the time, so he accepted.
Then, he sent a friendly greetings to the new friend in QQ.
" Hello, nice to meet you!" Derek said in English.( sometimes when i chat with Derek, we often in English)
" What's meaning? i don't know english at all. " The new friend said it in Chinese.
"oh, i'm sorry! i think you could know that...Ok, Chinese." Derek replied him in Chinese, and he saw the man wrote many wrong Chinese words.
Quickly, the new friend said :" Yes, i don't know English. By the way, have you studied in college? Firstly, i'm a teacher in college."
" oh, i don't study in college.(in fact derek makes a joke) Okay, which lesson do you teach?"
" I'm a counsellor. do you know?"
" i don't know clearly. I think it likes the teacher like training school, yes? "
" Of course you don't know! Because YOU DON"T STUDY IN COLLEGE!"
Derek got angrily, but he did't beak him coz he is a gentleman.
Then, he closed QQ angrily!
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lol:) Derek is so lovely in my eyes. haha...
