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优秀教师一定要知道的14件事
2008-05-13 13:26:34
⒈优秀教师永远记得，决定学校质量的是人，不是方案。
⒉优秀教师在新学年开始的时候就明确对学生的期望，并在接下来的时间里坚持贯彻这些要求。
⒊学生捣乱时，优秀的教师有一个目标：避免这种行为再度发生。
⒋优秀教师对学生期望很高，但对自己期望更高。
⒌优秀教师知道谁是课堂的主导：他们自己。好的教师努力改进，他们集中于他们能够控制的东西——他们自己的表现。
⒍优秀教师在课堂和学校创造出一种积极的气氛。他们以尊敬的态度对待每个人。他们尤其懂得赞扬的力量。
⒎优秀教师经常过滤掉不太重要的负面因素，用积极的态度感染别人。
⒏优秀教师努力保持良好的师生关系，避免伤害学生的感情，并且及时弥补任何可能造成的损害。
⒐优秀教师有能力忽略细小的干扰，能够正确应对不当行为，不使情况恶化。
⒑优秀教师做任何事情都有计划，有目的。如果事情没有按照他们设想得那样发展，他们会反省自己可以采取哪些不同的方式，并对计划做出相应调整。
⒒在做出任何决定或试图进行某种改变之前，优秀教师问自己一个核心问题：最优秀的人怎样？
⒓优秀教师每做出一项决定都要问自己：这个决定会使谁最舒服，谁最不舒服。他们把每个人都当作好人对待。
⒔优秀教师辩证地看待标准化测试；他们关注的核心是学生的学习这个实质性问题。
⒕优秀教师关心学生。他们懂得，行为、信念与情感相连，他们理解情感启动变化的力量。
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2008-05-05 18:10:48
从别人的博客上看到的，觉得有些句子真的很好，或有哲理或可以激励一生。摘录下来，时刻激励启迪自己。
"... tomorrow is another day!"
“明天又是新的一天!”
【《乱世佳人》(1939)的结尾，命运乖舛的费雯丽站在树下迎向阳光，说出这句百折不挠的名句。】2、THE SHAWSHANK REDEMPTION 《肖申克的救赎》
Fear can hold you prisoner. Hope can set you free.
恐惧让你沦为囚犯。希望可以感受自由。3、《绿野仙踪》
"There's no place like home."
世界上再没有地方像家一样。4、《哈姆雷特》
To be, or not to be- that is the question
生存或毁灭, 这是个必答之问题。5、《大话西游》
I have had my best love before, but I didn't treasure her. When I lost her, I fell regretful. It is the most painful matter in this world. If God can give me another chance, I will say 3 words to her --- I love you. If you have to give a time limit to this love, I hope it is 10 thousand years.曾经有一段真挚的爱情摆在我的面前，我却没有珍惜，直到失去才追悔莫及。人世间最大的痛苦莫过于此。如果上天再给我一次机会的话，我一定会对那女孩说三个字：我爱你。如果非要在这段爱情前加个期限的话，我希望是一万年。
6、罗马假日 Roman Holiday
Well, life isn't always what one likes, istn't it?
嗯，人生不会尽如人意，不是吗？
7、《女人香》
Some people live in a lifetime in a minute.
有人一分钟里就度过了一生。8、《恺撒大帝》
I come, I see, I conquer!
我来，我见，我征服！9、《爱情故事》
1love means never having to say you're sorry!爱是永不言悔！
10、《星愿》
The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death. But when I stand in front of you yet I don't say: "I love you " .
世界上最遥远的距离不是生和死，而是站在你面前却不能说：“我爱你”。11、《狮子王》
Yes, the past can hurt. But I think you can either run from it or learn from it.对，过去是痛楚的，但我认为你要么可以逃避，要么可以向它学习。
12、、《加菲猫》
Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的，有时还需要信用卡。13、 《音乐之声》
When The Lord closes a door, somewhere he opens a window.
主现在把这扇门关起来了，但是，在某处他为你开了一面窗子。14、《美梦成真》
The end，is only the beginning.
结束，只是一个开始!15、、《六月虫》
"God loves you just the way you are, but too much to let you stay that way."
上帝就是喜欢本来的你，但因为太喜欢了，所以又不能让你一直那样。 -
A SAD EXPERIENCE
2008-05-04 18:09:00
There was a competition of audio-visual class in our district last week.All the young teachers whose experience is under 5 years should take part in.There're two youngest girls in our office.The other girl and me.We are friends and competitors.This is a good chance for us and I'm determined to make myself ahead of others.Up to now many things have happened in my work,as you can imagine.I regarded this competition as a chance to show my ability.I sacrified the weekend time to prepare the class and kept on improving the design. I have improved the class-design four times in five days!I had the confidence to win,not to win the girl but to show myself to others.I think you can understand my feeling.But the result let me down.I felt angry more than sad.The fire burnt in my chest.But I've no plan.
The multimedia speaker was bad that day. It took 15 minutes to mend it and I only have 25 minutes to show my class.The staff of multimedia classroom should be responsible for this.He should have checked the eqipments.But the following things made me burnt up!As the class is made into a video, I requested a second time show and the dean permitted.But the staff has always having excuses to postpone.The Labor's Day's holiday had pasted,the deadline is coming.I'm going to reflect the fact to the dean.Maybe the staff is also very busy.The dean should be responsible for this,too.Why it turned out such a result?I cried that afternoon because I knew the other deep reason: I haven't any background in this school.They remember to give me extra tasks rather than think for me. I 'm very angry this time.I thought a lot in the holiday.
I think many people will have the same feeling.The things make one tired isn't the work itself,but the relationship between people around you.Of course,we should get on well with our colleague,and we should learn to cooperate.But some factors are not about this.So I feel tired.And maybe I lack the ability of this kind.In china,people like me may have a worse chance than those luck ones.The recent incidents have given me much inspiration.It tells me how to deal with those additional tasks and how to protect myself.Most of the time,it isn't enough just because your kindness.---This is also a experienced friend's word.He told me when I was crying.
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幽默小故事
2008-04-24 16:20:24
1. Not long after an old Chinese woman came back to China from her visit to her daughter in the States, she went to a city bank to deposit the US dollars her daughter gave her. At the bank counter, the clerk checked each note carefully to see if the money was real. It made the old lady out of patience.At last she could not hold any more, uttering. "Trust me, Sir, and trust the money. They are real US dollars. They are directly from America."
它们是从美国直接带来的
一位中国老妇人在美国看望女儿回来不久，到一家市银行存女儿送给她的美元。在银行柜台，银行职员认真检查了每一张钞票，看是否有假。
这种做法让老妇人很不耐烦，最后实在忍耐不住说：“相信我，先生，也请你相信这些钞票。这都是真正的美元，它们是从美国直接带来的。”
2.经典英语对白
昨天来了个老外，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较清闲，面带微笑的：
前台小姐：“Hello.”
老外：“Hi.”
前台小姐：“You have what thing？”
老外：“Can you speak english？”
前台小姐：“If I not speak english, I am speaking what？”
老外：“Can anybody else speak english？”
前台小姐：“You yourself look. All people are playing, no people have time, you can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go！”
老外：“Good heavens. Anybody here can speak English？”
前台小姐：“Shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing？”
老外：“I want to speak to your head.”
前台小姐：“Head not zai. You tomorrow come！”
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More Polite
A fat man and a skinny man were arguing about who was the more polite.
The skinny man said he was more polite because he always tipped his hat to ladies. But the fat man knew he was the more courteous because, whenever he got up and offered his seat, two ladies could sit down.4.
A man goes to church and starts talking to God. He says: "God, what is a million dollars to you?" and God says: "A penny", then the man says: "God, what is a million years to you?" and God says: "a second", then the man says: "God, can I have a penny?" and God says "In a second"
一男子进入教堂和上帝对话.他问:"主啊, 一百万美元对你意味着多少?"上帝回答:"一便士."男子又问:"那一百万年呢?"上帝说:"一秒钟."最后男子请求道:"上帝,我能得到一便士吗?"上帝回答:"过一秒钟."
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THE SECRET OF HOW TO BE HAPPY
2008-04-19 18:00:36
I have been very busy these days.What's worse, I've been in the terrible state of "CHUNKUN" all these days.
There're many tasks to be completed,but I can't afford the spirits, though I tried my best.It can't be worse any more.As I'm a new teacher in my school,I want to leave a good impression on others ,So I thought I could finish my tasks not only in time , but also qualified. Now it turns to be the opposite. And I give up.
To my surprise, the result is that I become happier rather than worry about losing face!I think over and find the answer.
I'm sure maybe you've got the reason.Sometimes,we are just under the heavy burden of pressure made by ourselves. Every coin has two sides as well as the self-pressure. It can inspire you to make progress, but it can also make you in negative depression. What's more, the reality may give you a big joke.The one who stands on the platform receives the honor may not be the best.Some social phenomenon can certain waken people's will.I'm not sure whether it's good for me to think so at such a age.But some people say it's true.But the truth is that I'm happier as if I've taken the spring in my heart.I know how to enjoy life,how to live and how to work. Of course I will work as carefully as before.
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爆笑学英语：谐音记单词奥妙大法100条
2008-04-19 17:08:23
爆笑(51)：记忆是防止被埋没memory,n,记忆力，记忆，音“埋没累”。解：埋没在脑海里的东西，再记起来就累了。
爆笑(52)：一吃饱，就有能力
Able ，有能力的。A，一，ble音“饱”。一吃饱，就有能力。要想马儿跑，就要让马儿吃饱。千里马更要吃饱，才会显出它日行千里之能。 爆笑(53)：我考问他
Account,n,报道，叙述。音，“我考问他”。想象你是警察，我考问他，让他叙述实话。
爆笑(54)：我拆屋
Achieve,v,完成，音，“我拆屋”。我是钉子户，我拆屋，搬迁任务就完成了。Achievement，n,成就，完成。这词也就记住了。 爆笑(55)：我的忘死前进
Advance,vi,前进，进展，vt,推进，促进。音，“我的忘死”。抗日战士们遥想当年：战场上，我的忘死前进，你的也是。
爆笑(56)：吻车是冒险的
Adventure,n,冒险，冒险活动，音“我的吻车”。许多轿车后面贴有“不要吻我”的标语，是说吻车是冒险的。我的吻车，你的吻车，都是冒险的。
爆笑(57)：阿飞制造空难
Affair,n,事件,事情。音,“阿飞呵”。阿飞是流氓,惹事生非。阿飞制造空(air)中事件也是可能的。
爆笑(58)：农业靠机械化 Agriculture,n,农业。agri,音agree,同意，cul音靠ture音车。我同意农业主要靠车来搞。
爆笑(59)：萨达姆
Seldom,adv,很少，音“萨达姆”。他现在被美军抓获了，很少在电视上露面。
爆笑(60)：原始 seed,n,种子。音“谁的”。看看，象谁就是谁的种子，这是原始的亲子鉴定。
爆笑(61)：一盘散沙
sand,n,沙子，音“散的”。沙子当然是散的。
爆笑(62)：入了党的门
ruler,n,尺子,音“入了”。入了党，要按党的尺度办事。
爆笑(63)：如果允许白拾
rubbish,n,垃圾，音“若白拾”。若允许白拾，很可能是垃圾。
爆笑(64)：袜子穿在花瓶上
Vase,n,花瓶，音“袜子”。袜子穿在花瓶上很快凉干。这是个生活小窍门。
爆笑(65)：跳出农门
vallage,n,农村，音“为离之”。80年代以前，我国城乡差别巨大，靠户口分成两类人，有了城市户口就有了一切。考学仅仅是为了考户口，离开农门，就是为离之。
爆笑(66)：游子有大用
Use,vt,用，n,用途，音，“游子”。游子成海龟，建设祖国有大用。海外学成归来，被称为海归派，戏称这“海龟”，这种人才非常抢手。
爆笑(67)：遏制是负激励
urge,vt,激励，音“遏制”。美国遏制中国崛起，反过来更刺激中国人民发奋努力加快崛起。美国一不小心用上了激将法。
爆笑(68)：但丁后人悟性高
understanding,n,领会，理解，音“俺的是但丁”。俺的血脉是来自但丁，当理解力强，悟性高。
爆笑(69)：坚持真理会被处死
truth,n,真理，真相，音“处死”。处死坚持真理的被处死是全人类的悲哀。布鲁诺坚持真理被烧死了，但他传播的真理永远光照人间。
记住相关的词，true,truly.
爆笑(70)：出类拨翠
Truly,adv，真正地，确实地，音“出类”。出类拨翠确实很难。
爆笑(71)：日本人办事
under,prep,在--下面，音“俺的”。日本人办事，你的上面，俺的下面。
爆笑(72)：美若桃李，爱照镜子
Mirror，n，镜子，音，“美若”。有句俗话，艳若桃李，冷若冰霜，形容一个冷美人。她或许爱照镜子吧，也就有了这样一说，美若桃李，爱照镜子。
爆笑(73)：俺靠叔叔
uncle，n，叔，伯，舅，姨夫，姑夫，音“俺靠”。
有句话不对，学会数理化，不如有个好爸爸。
不管对不对，这句话能帮助记一个英语单词。
你靠爸爸，俺靠叔叔。俺靠就靠叔叔。
爆笑(74)：逮狸射死
Delicious，adj，美味的，音“逮狸射死”。非典期间,果子狸是不是 病毒原凶也没有搞清,也不顾世界动物保护组织的反对,不管其 "美味"与否,"逮"着果子"狸"一律"射死"。
爆笑(75)：狒脑美嫩
phenomenon，n,现象，音“狒脑美嫩”。南方有一名吃,叫活猴脑,味道美嫩得很。狒狒是产于非洲的一种猴子,其活脑也美嫩得很吧。非典警告人们,乱吃野味,还会重来。搞"狒脑美嫩"这种"现象"坚决不行。
爆笑(76)：一只臭虫价值500万
兔八哥，音，two bug(两只臭虫)。兔八哥，是世界著名商标，在中国的使用权1000万元不卖。想一想，这两只臭虫多少钱？500万一只。世界上最昂贵的臭虫。这样欣赏着幽默，记住了两个单词。
爆笑(77)：李德同志
leader，n，领导，音“李德”。李德，德国人，是中国共产党早期领导人。李德，老领导。李德的起初姓名叫奥托·布劳恩，德语是他的母语。李德这个名字是他受国际共产组织的派遣到中国后才起的，意思是一个姓李的德国人。
爆笑(78)：空中传飞客
Traffic，n,交通，音“传飞客”。传飞客，空中交通。飞客，乘飞机的人。将飞客传来传去，不就是空中交通吗。
爆笑(79)：当团员不太离格
league，联盟 ，音“离格”。共青团员是league menber，当团员不太离格。
爆笑(80)：这破妮子
Japanese，意，日本人，音，“这破妮子”。日本侵略了我们多年，骂他们这破妮子生的。
爆笑(81)：拥护计划生育
purpose，n,目的，目标，音“婆婆子”。古语说，多年的媳妇熬成婆，前提是有儿子。实行计划生育政策后，妇女同志不要把当婆婆子订成目标。 爆笑(82)：好肚油肚
How do you do? 音“好肚油肚”。 相声大师解释为:好的肚子是有油水的肚子。意为初次见面的人问好。你也可以当面夸夸他的肚子。看肚子象个将军。
爆笑(83)：鼓捣猫呢
Good morning!早上好!音“鼓捣猫呢”，“狗打毛宁”。是不是做猫生意的人早上问好是说:鼓捣猫呢。不要对歌星这样问好：“狗打毛宁”，否则歌星会吓跑的。 爆笑(84)：人民穿皮袍
people，n,人民，音“皮袍”。现在，人民生活好，个个穿皮袍。
爆笑(85)：阿妹到部队
Army，n,部队，音“阿妹”。阿妹到部队，立即有生气。
爆笑(86)：死壮
strong,adj，强壮的,音“死壮”。英汉相通。
爆笑(87)：富有车与富由扯
future,将来,音“富有车”。将来富了会有车。怎么富的呢，侃爷说，富由扯，由胡扯致富。学而则仕，扯而则富。
爆笑(88)：靠累知上大学
college,专科大学，音“靠累知”。上大学当然要靠积累知识 。 爆笑(89)：泼水节
sympathy,n,同感，慰问，音“谁没泼谁”。傣族里有个节日叫泼水节，谁向谁泼水是表示谁对谁有同感，对谁尉问吧。“谁没泼谁”，就是谁对谁没有同感，谁不对谁进行慰问。这句话说几遍，就记住了这个长单词。
爆笑(90)：打招呼
以前我们中国人打招呼,说,吃了?英美人打招呼,说,哈(喝)了?--hello(喝喽)。看来吃喝都是大事,只中国人把吃放到第一位,外国人把喝放到第一位。
现在的情况有所改变。中国人也不开口提吃了。
现在中国人打招呼用语也改成“你好”。重点在“好”上。英美人问好说,How are you.—好挖油。好象重点也放在发财上。
英美人,中国人,日本人都说—嗨(hey),有声调不同,多种意思。
爆笑(91)：又蠢又快
Train,n,火车，训练，音“蠢”。请猜一个迷语，什么东西，又笨又蠢，又不需要训练，又跑的快？哇，火车。
爆笑(92)：烫了舌头
tongue，n,舌头，音“烫”。烫了舌头，烫了舌头都是热汤惹的祸。
爆笑(93)：我的妈嗳！
这句表示惊叹和赞美，英美人也是用这表示同样的意思。不信？admire，音：“我的妈嗳”，正是赞美、钦佩意思。
爆笑(94)：用国骂背单词
“他妈的”是正宗国骂，稍改造一下就是一个英语单词，改成“他妈头”就是tomato， 西红柿的意思。国骂帮助记英语单词，我们的老祖宗不会想到，或许从此能走向世界呢。
爆笑(95)：太母婆落泪
temporary，a,临时的，音“太母婆落泪”。“太母婆”就是母亲的母亲，年纪大，体力弱，她“落泪”只能是临时的，当然是不能长久的。
爆笑(96)：咋是这样
trus,adv,这样，音“咋是”。咋是这样，一句话联着两国语。
爆笑(97)：竹筒倒豆子
Thorough,adj,充分的，彻底的，音“撒落”。解：竹筒倒豆子，有多少撒落多少，当然是彻底的。
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爆笑学英语：谐音记单词奥妙大法100条
2008-04-19 17:05:10
爆笑(1)：警察跑累死police，n,警察，音“跑累死”。警察的最终结局是“跑累死”，因为小偷可以选择休息，而警察不能，警察永远跟在多个小偷的后面。
爆笑(2)：柴门出主席
chairman，n,主席，音“柴门”。柴门是寒门。寒门出孝子，也出主席。从柴门走出来的主席很多。
爆笑(3)：饱死老板，饿死员工
boss，n，老板，音“饱死”。 worker，n，工人，音“饿客”。工人们不要不平衡，老板会撑而“饱死”，工人是“饿客”，饿，不一定死。或者说，饱死老板，饿死员工，与老板殊途同归。
爆笑(4)：法官会“榨汁”
judge，n，法官，音“榨汁”，又音“喳吱”。社会上有种说法“吃了原告，吃被告。”有些法官会“榨汗”，榨原告被告的油汁。法官喳喳吱吱时候，是在纠问式审判，现在是听判式，法官很少“喳吱”了。
爆笑(5)：律师老爷 lawyer，n,律师，音“老爷”。有个被告叫律师老爷，忘了叫法官青天大老爷，法官非常生气。毕竞法官比律师说了算。
爆笑(6)：阿哥累了
Ugly,adj，丑陋的，音“阿哥累”。阿哥累了，变得丑了，心灵美了，阿妹不离他走了。
爆笑(7)：政委与神甫
commissar，n.，代表, 政委，音“靠弥撒”。弥撒是天主教的一种宗教仪式，用面饼和 葡萄酒表示耶稣的身体和血来祭祀天主。西方的军队有随军神甫，相当于政委吧，靠弥撒做思想政治工作吧。
爆笑(8)：三克油送给你
thank,you.谢谢你。音“三克油”。解：三克油，送给你，略表谢意。礼物虽轻，谢意情浓。 爆笑(9)：客套与套客
talk，v,谈话, 谈论, 议论,n ,谈话。音“套客”。解：中国人谈话先客套，外国人真接就套客，小心哪。
爆笑(10)：抬之若爆，小心为妙
Terrible adj. 很糟的, 极坏的, 可怕的，音：“抬若爆”。解：一抬就能爆炸的东西，如定时炸弹，一定是可怕的。
We saw a terrible storm. 我们遇到了一场可怕的风暴。
爆笑(11)：嚎叫若爆，远之为妙
Horrible adj. 恐怖的；可怕的，音“嚎若爆”。解：嚎叫声若爆炸一样大，如狮虎，远离为妙。There was a horrible accident here yesterday. 昨天在这里发生了一起可怕的事故。
爆笑(12)：四围泼一泼
Sweep，vt., vi.( 常与up连用)扫，扫除；清扫；掠过。音：“四围泼”。解：四围泼一泼水，扫地不会扬尘士。The waves swept the deck. 波浪扫过甲板。
爆笑(13)：谁啃的树摇动
shake，vt，vi，(shook，shaken音“谁啃”,shaking)摇动，震动。谁啃的树摇动，不是野猪，是狗熊。
爆笑(14)：谁的树，谁的树阴
shade，n，阴凉处，树阴，音“谁的”。解：巴伊老爷，见村民在他家门前的大树下乘凉，很生气，就赶他们走，说，“树是我的，树阴也是我的。不准在我家树阴里乘凉。要乘凉付钱。”这家伙太坏了，大家找阿凡提评理。阿凡提说：“我把这树买下来，大家乘凉。”巴伊趁机多要一大笔钱，呵凡提照给了，他很高兴。村民们很生气。到了傍晚，树的影子越来越长，罩住了巴伊家的大院。阿凡提带领村民把巴伊从家中赶出来。阿凡提说：“你看，树的影子到了哪了？你说，谁的树，就是谁的影子。照你说，谁的影子，影子里的东西就是谁的。这大院是我们的了。你走吧。”
爆笑(15)：拜拜以后怎么啦
bye-bye，inter，再见，音：“拜拜，摆摆”。外国人拜拜分道扬镳，中国人拜拜，进了洞房。
外国人用用嘴拜拜是再见，中国人用手摆摆也是再见。
爆笑(16)：广场四个拐
square,n,正方形，广场，音“四拐哦”。多数广场都是有四个拐角的方形广场。 天安门广场说四个拐哦。
爆笑(17)：漱哥
sugar,n,糖，音“漱哥”。解：小时候吃糖，都是含在嘴里漱，我们可以叫爱吃糖的男孩漱哥。 爆笑(18)：旅游不是图钱是图累
tourist，n，旅游者，音“图累是他”。解：无论是谁，旅游不是图钱是图累，收获的是精神享受。
爆笑(19)：女骚客穿短袜
sock,n,短袜，音骚客。解：女骚客，穿短袜。超级骚客，不穿袜，且染脚趾甲。
爆笑(20)：雨潲而下
shower,n,阵雨，音“潲哇”。解：这个英语单词真妙，直接出了阵雨的下法――潲哇。绝对地说，直下的雨是没有的，无论是阵雨还是非阵雨。
爆笑(21)：三围不知为好
sandwich,n,三明治，夹心面包，音“三围知”。解：你可以问问女友能吃几块三明治，不要问她的三围是多少。这个想法还是夹在心中为好。
爆笑(22)：闹贼后热闹
noisy,adj,热闹的，音“闹一贼”。解：家里闹贼后，主人叫抓贼，院里热闹起来，贼喊捉贼，贼乱中逃跑。《半夜鸡叫》说的就是这样一个故事。
爆笑(23)：跑腿的原因
poverty,n,贫穷，音“跑我腿”。解：富而优则仕。官人，动你嘴，我穷，跑我腿。
爆笑(24)：菜单上卖全牛
menu,n,菜单，音“卖牛”。解：一个吃够了全鸡的乡镇干部，跑到全牛饭店嚷嚷，“全牛店怎么不标全牛的价格？”店老板说，“你看看合计就知道了”。
爆笑(25)：让马吃饱了好行军
march,v行军,音：“马吃”。March,n,三月，音：“马吃”。解：让马吃饱了好行军。三月路边无青草，行军要让马吃饱。
爆笑(26)：赖皮好说谎
Lie，v，说谎，音：“赖”。解：说谎就是耍赖。
instruction,n,说明，说明书，音“因斯抓客神”。解：因斯，因此。因此能抓住顾客的眼神，就是好说明书。现代经济很大程度上是眼球经济，谁抓了顾客的眼神，就会获得利益。 爆笑(27)：古兰的是庄严的
grand,adj,庄严的，音“古兰的”。解：古兰经上的，都是庄严的，不允许半点亵渎。这一点，回民群众都知道。
Grandfather,爷爷，grandmother,奶奶，都是跟庄严有关的词。
爆笑(28)：圣经被拜为宝书
bible,n,圣经，音“拜宝”。解：《圣经》被很多人拜为宝书。以前《毛泽东选集》是中国人的红宝书。 爆笑(29)：浮老哥是蛤蟆
Frog,n,青蛙，音“浮老哥”。解：浮水的老哥是蛤蟆。两个小伙子者在吹嘘自己的水性好，都想当浮水的老哥。“我是浮老哥！”“我是！”奇奇上前评理说，“不要争了，浮老哥是蛤蟆。”
爆笑(30)：安定的结局大家喜欢
ending,n,结局，音“安定”。安定就是好结局。稳定压倒一切。
爆笑(31)：化腐朽为神奇的食物 dumpling,n,水饺，音“当没铺灵”。解：没铺，没有主意，走投无路。当你没铺的时候它就会显灵的东西是水饺。Dump,是垃圾堆的意思。我们无法想象，它怎么会和水饺的英文拼写这么相近。或许是因为二者都能论堆吧。我们把水饺想象成化腐朽为神奇的食物，牢记这两个词。
爆笑(32)：把鸭子当大客
Duck,n,鸭子，音“大客”。解：谁也不会把鸭子当大客(车)。
爆笑(33)：大老哥说说话
dialogue,n,对话，音“大老哥”。解：来大老哥，咱说说话。
爆笑(34)：永不倒的玩具
doll,n,玩具，音：“倒”。解：永不倒的玩具是什么玩具？ 不倒翁。
爆笑(35)：逼丈夫吃牛肉
beef,n,牛肉，音“逼夫”。解：逼丈夫吃牛肉，长劲。这是个生活小窍门。妻子们要记着。
爆笑(36)：年青女性的
flower,n,花，音“服了我”。解：20的女人一枝花，40的女人豆腐渣。年青女性说，服了我吧，我是一枝花。
爆笑(37)：神仙看落叶是漏
yellow,adj,黄色的，音“叶漏”。解：神仙在天上，秋天看黄色的落叶飘下，说叶漏，叶漏。
爆笑(38)：万得福
wonderful,adj,极好的，音“万得福”。解：万得福当然是极好的。
儿去挖雷，母担忧
worry,vt,担忧，音“挖雷”。解：儿去挖雷，母担忧。
爆笑(39)：蚊子都死了
windows,n,窗户，音“蚊都死”。入冬了，孩子向爸爸说：“蚊子都死了，扔了这纱窗吧”。
爆笑(40)：赶马车的转弯――喔
whirl,vt,急转弯，音“喔”。解：赶马车的急转弯也是――喔。 好久听不到赶马车的声音了吧。得，哒，喔，嚎……
爆笑(41)：超级流浪者
wander,vi,vt,流浪，漫游，音“忘得”。解：超级流浪者，长年在外漫游，把回家的路都忘得一干二净了。
爆笑(42)：有您，才是真正的联合国
union,n,联合，团结，音“有您”。解：中国，有您，加入才是真正的联合国。世界需要中国，没有中国世界是不完整的。
爆笑(43)：牛死，妞死
news,n,新闻，音“牛死，妞死”。解：牛死了，不是新闻，克隆牛死了是新闻。市长的洋妞死了，是爆炸性新闻。 市级贪官开洋浑荤，发洋财吗。
爆笑(44)：爱你也爱你的猫
animal,n,动物，牲畜，音“爱你猫”。解：爱屋及乌，是说爱屋也会爱及屋上的乌鸦。爱你也会爱及你的宠物猫，这样的感情才牢固。
爆笑(45)：比贼忙的是警察
busy,adj,忙的，繁忙的，音“比贼”。解：小偷有选择休息的自由，警察没有，显然，比贼忙的是警察。
爆笑(46)：大象是群居动物
elephant,n,象，音“爱离分”。解：大象是群居动物，不会爱离分。
爆笑(47)：莫道是福来
fly,vi,vt,飞，飘动，n,苍蝇，音“福来”。解：莫道是福来，飞来的是一只苍蝇。
爆笑(48)：猪来，煮来
July,n,七月，音“猪来，煮来”。解：七月，青草旺，猪来有草吃；七月骄阳似火，若煮来煮去。
爆笑(49)：啃腚不是在开玩笑
kid,vi,开玩笑。Kidding，音“啃腚”。解：秋后蚊子啃腚，它不在开玩笑，是在吃晚上的正餐。西方人夜生活丰富，晚餐是正餐。
爆笑(50)：拉着跳舞的人有了爱情
love,vt,爱，喜欢，音“拉舞”。解：拉着手跳舞的人有了爱情。
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Miss my brother.
2008-04-11 09:09:58
I had a elder brother.He was excellent, I say this not because he was my brother,it's the fact.
He graduated from school at age of 18.And two years later,he became the youngest leader in his field.People said that he was a capable young man.
In contrast to him,I'm still a ignorant girl when I'm 18 years old and till now I still feel that I'm not up to people of the same age. However, God choose me to live on, which made my heart broken.
Sometimes I think,we are sure enemies in the previous existence and only one of us is premitted to live this life. The mishap happened when I was 8 years old, at that time he was 13 years old.We were playing together and he pointed me with a gun.I knew he was joking.Either of us realized that the bullet is still in the gun.I can still remember the details of that day.The blood ran down my arms as I raised my hands to cover the head spontaneously.Everybody at home were shocked, as dull as a wooden chicken.Several seconds later, dad jumped to me and sent me to the nearest hospital. It was a close call.I picked up a life accidentally.
We didn't seem as close as other brother-sisters.What's more,I thought we were unimportant to each other.Sometimes,I even treat him with indifference.The things changed when the catastrophe happened.The merciless road accident claimed his life.He was only 25 years old that year.My heart broke into pieces as well as my parents'.
I recalled when I was a little girl, he tickled me with some small presents.I recalled his spurring words on me when I met with difficulties. All the details welled up in my mind and I couldn't help crying.
The hope of life is on my back now.I knew I must be strong and courageous from the very moment.I try my best to comfort my parents.I was in senior school and the collage-entrance examination was coming.The excellent marks was their chief delight.But the final results let them down. I got a bad fever at the eve of the exam, right in times of SARS.
It has been five years now.Hardly can we imagine how we spend the fives years.He often walks into my dreams.What a feeling it is when I wake up in the middle night, only to find it is a dream.I think the strongest people are my parents.
Life has changed from that time.I became more sentimental.I knew I must be strong and courageous,but actually I became fragile and weak.
Five years is a long time to forget some thing.But I can't forget him.The tears can still well out at some bleak afternoon.
There's the longest distance between him and me,the longest distance in the world.
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经典广告语
2008-03-20 13:23:57
Mercedes-Benz:Engineered to move the human spirit.
梅塞德斯-奔驰：人类精神的动力。NIKE:Just do it.
耐克：只管去做。Rossini Watch: Time always follows me.
罗西尼表: 时间因我存在。Adidas: Impossible is nothing!
阿迪达斯：没有什么是不可能的！Ricoh: We lead Others copy.
理光复印机: 我们领先，他人仿效。Apple: Think Different
苹果: 不同凡想。Haier: To be true forever.
海尔集团: 真诚到永远。IBM:No business too small, no problem too big.
IBM：没有不做的小生意，没有解决不了的大问题。Nobody is perfect.
苗条健身器材: 没有一个人的身材是十全十美的。Hennessy:To me, the past is black and white, but the future is always color.
轩尼诗酒:对我而言，过去平淡无奇，而未来，却是绚烂缤纷。Panasonic: ideas for life！
松下：联想创造生活！We integrate, you communicate.
三菱电工: 我们集大成，您超越自我。Swatch:Time is what you make of it.
斯沃奇手表：天长地久。Reader's Digest : The world smiles with Reader's Digest.
《读者文摘》:《读者文摘》给全世界带来欢笑。Ericsson:Make yourself heard.
爱立信：理解就是沟通。Nest :The*taste*is*great.
雀巢咖啡：味道好极了。Future will be better.
非常可乐: 未来会更好.Toyota:Poetry in motion, dancing close to me.
丰田:动态的诗，向我舞近。Time your time!
左右你的时间！Pepsi:The choice of a new generation.
百事可乐:新一代的选择。Pepsi:Ask for more.
百事:渴望无限。Keep moving
安踏:永不止步。Buick: Buick-your key to a better life and a better world.
别克轿车: 别克--通往美好生活的秘诀.Lenovo: Without Lenovo, Without life
联想: 失去联想,人类将会怎样。Siemens Mobile: Be inspired
西门子手机：灵感点亮生活。Volvo:Sometimes beauty is more than skin deep.
沃尔沃:外表固然美，内在更为优。Seven－up：Fresh Up with Seven－up．
七喜： 请饮七喜，倍添精神。FITNESS magazine：Introducing FITNESS magazine． It’s about health it’s about exercise it’s about your image your energy and your outlook．
《健康》杂志：向您推荐《健康》杂志：说健康、说锻炼、说形象、说精力、 说展望。Tequila : Life is harsh，your tequila shouldn’t be.
Tequila 酒：生活是苦涩的，而您的tequila 酒却不是。NISSAN : Life is a journey. Enjoy the ride.
NISSAN 汽车：生活就是一次旅行，祝您旅途愉快。Chevrolet: Future for my future.
雪弗兰: 未来，为我而来。Hongxingerke: Action makes potential limitless
鸿星尔克：行动让潜能无限Enjoy myself on my zone.
动感地带：我的地盘，我做主。Rejoice:start ahead.
飘柔：成功之路，从头开始。Motorola:Intelligence everywhere.
摩托罗拉:智慧演绎，无处不在。LEXUS:The relentless pursuit of perfection.
雷克萨斯:不懈追求完美。LEXUS:The relentless pursuit of perfection.
雷克萨斯:不懈追求完美。Canon:Impossible made possible.
佳能:使不可能变为可能。Obey your thirst．
雪碧：服从你的渴望。 -
经典旅游口语短句
2008-03-20 13:00:00
I can't walk any longer , cause I feel tired more than words can say.
我不能再走了，因为我累得实在无语修饰了。wonderland it is !
仙境啊！What's the damage?
多少钱？How much?
多少钱？See? The Great Wall, is really amazing!
看到了吧？这长城，太令人叹服了！ -
经典旅游口语短句
2008-03-20 12:36:37
See that, Wow, it is pretty awesome.
看那， 哇塞， 太壮观了。Enjoy Huangshan Mountain , there're no more mountains!
感受黄山，天下无山！The Great Wall is a must.
不到长城非好汉！（长城一定要去！）Have a safe trip home.
一路平安，走好！！！I'll arrive late, but please keep my reservation.
我会来晚一些，请保留我的预订房间。Fantastic! I t is one of the most beautiful singhts I have ever seen!
太迷人了！这是我看见过的最美丽的景色。Looking forward to the opportunity of hosting you here again.
期待能有机会再次作为东道主接待你。Would you feel like having a rest in that pavilion？
您想到那个亭子里去休息一下吗？I'll show you my pictures once I get them developed.
我把照片洗出来，就给你看。There are so many things that have left a deep impression on me.
许多东西都给我留下了深刻的印象。I would like to show you our tentative itinerary.
我想向您介绍一下我们初步拟定的活动日程。Those mountain views are absolutely breathtaking.
那些山间美景真让人心旷神怡！God ,see that ,can't be more beautiful !
噢天啊，看那，不能再美了！The lake is a picture itself.
这片湖泊风景如画。 -
Write to myself
2008-03-11 12:59:21
Cheer up !Try to seek pleasure from work. Love what you do,rather than do what you love. You should have more confidence,Mavis! Beautiful girl is the one who has self-assurance. Be sure of yourself! Please cheer up. You must try your best!
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No title
2008-03-11 12:46:17
After thinking for a while, I write down two words"no title". I really don't know how to describe my mood now.
As I see last article "Never stop", I still remember the enthusiasm fired in my body that time. But now,I feel tired, debilitated. It may take more than you could think to adhere to one's dream.Sometimes, what it needs is not only determination,it also needs physical strength. Maybe this is neglected from the very beginning. But I think I won't give up!
Many friends ask me whether I'll stay here for my lifetime.In fact I also don't know the answer. Life is real, I should take many things in consideration and make sure that nothing is left out of account. So I often feel tired,very tired.
Just like now.
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beautiful English
2008-03-07 12:47:53
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夏天的飞鸟，飞到我的窗前唱歌，又飞去了。
秋天的黄叶，它们没有什么可唱，只叹息一声，飞落在那里。
stray birds of summer come to my window to sing and fly away.
and yellow leaves of autumn, which have no songs, flutter and fall
there with a sign.
２
世界上的一队小小的漂泊者呀，请留下你们的足印在我的文字里。
o troupe of little vagrants of the world, leave your footprints in my words.
３
世界对着它的爱人，把它浩翰的面具揭下了。
它变小了，小如一首歌，小如一回永恒的接吻。
the world puts off its mask of vastness to its lover.
it becomes small as one song, as one kiss of the eternal.
４
是大地的泪点，使她的微笑保持着青春不谢。
it is the tears of the earth that keep here smiles in bloom.
５
无垠的沙漠热烈追求一叶绿草的爱，她摇摇头笑着飞开了。
the mighty desert is burning for the love of a bladeof grass who
shakes her head and laughs and flies away.
６
如果你因失去了太阳而流泪，那么你也将失去群星了。
if you shed tears when you miss the sun, you also miss the stars.
７
跳舞着的流水呀，在你途中的泥沙，要求你的歌声，你的流动呢。你肯挟
瘸足的泥沙而俱下么？
the sands in your way beg for your song and your movement, dancing
water. will you carry the burden of their lameness?
８
她的热切的脸，如夜雨似的，搅扰着我的梦魂。
her wishful face haunts my dreams like the rain at night.
９
有一次，我们梦见大家都是不相识的。
我们醒了，却知道我们原是相亲相爱的。
once we dreamt that we were strangers.
we wake up to find that we were dear to each other.
１０
忧思在我的心里平静下去，正如暮色降临在寂静的山林中。
sorrow is hushed into peace in my heart like the evening among
the silent trees. -
Never stop
2008-03-06 13:33:24
I love English very much. In fact,my English is very well when I was a collage student.Being a interpreter is my dream.Maybe I'm a little coward, maybe I'm too obedient to my parents,I give up my dream.Now I sit in the office, more time just sitting without thinking angthing.I don't know what it will be if I walk along this selected road.Clearly I know,I'll bored,without any passion.But now things have changed,because I've found the paradise for my sprit as if I have saw the light of my life. I won't give up my dream.Never stop in life.
行到水穷处，坐看云起时。
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