外国法律幽默二则

马上上诉！

Appeal Immediately!

A junior partner in a firm was sent to a far-away state to represent a client accused of robbery.
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After days of trial, the case was won, the client acquitted and released.中国英语博客基地(English Blogs-英语麦当劳博客空间)K;E$P(i@:q cF
经过多天艰苦的审判,案子赢了，当事人被宣告无罪并当庭开释.

Excited about his success, the attorney telegraphed the firm: "Justice prevailed!"
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h!Ee!d0激动于自己的成功，小律师马上电告其所：“正义已经取胜!"

The senior partner replied in haste: "appeal immediately."
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Eat Own Sandwiches

Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks.
&U{w]do^Z0两个律师走进一家餐厅，要了两杯饮料。

Then they produced sandwiches from their briefcases and started to eat.中国英语博客基地(English Blogs-英语麦当劳博客空间)9Wz4J'P\
尔后他们从自己的公文包中拿出自带的三明治开始就餐。

The owner became quite concerned and marched over and told them.中国英语博客基地(English Blogs-英语麦当劳博客空间)?oh#TB
餐厅老板引起注意走过去告诉他们。

"You can''t eat your own sandwiches here!"
Y-]D @] p@r0“喂，不许在这里吃自带的三明治！”

The attorneys looked at each other, shrugged their shoulders and then exchanged sandwiches.中国英语博客基地(English Blogs-英语麦当劳博客空间)6BG.lD:KbG2n'H5H
两个律师相对无言，耸了耸肩，然后交换了各自的三明治。